Jumat, 31 Desember 2010

Movie Review: Family Guy Presents It's a Trap!

Well, you know me, I always like to sit down at the ol' blog and write up a review of the latest straight-to-DVD animated film I just bought for my DVD library.  So let's get down to finishing up Family Guy's spoof of the Star Wars trilogy....



Family Guy presents It's a Trap!

Directed by Peter Shin

Starring the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis, Mike Henry, Dee Bradley Baker, Patrick Stewart, Michael Dorn, Carrie Fisher, Rush Limbaugh and Mary Hart.

Backstory:  So, about three years ago, to commemerate the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, Family Guy produced the special episode Blue Harvest, which was a scene-for-scene spoof of A New Hope.  The success of that led to last year's release of Something Something Something Dark Side, which was their shot-for-shot spoof of Empire Strikes Back.  Well, if the jokes in this third installment are to be believed, the creators of Family Guy figured that they were done with this and they couldn't come up with any more Star Wars jokes, but the bosses at 20th Century Fox pretty much demanded that they do a spoof of Return of the Jedi to finish off the trilogy.  And that brings us to It's a Trap!, their shot-for-shot spoof of Episode VI. 

Plot:  Do I really need to go over this?  I'm pretty sure everyone who reads this blog has watched ROTJ, and I don't need to recap.  Just imagine it shorter and with more fart jokes.  We got Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker, Peter Griffin is Han Solo, Lois is Princess Leia.  They decided to fill out the roster this time with characters from Seth MacFarlane's other cartoons, so we've got Klaus the Goldfish from American Dad! as Admiral Ackbar and Tim the Bear from The Cleveland Show as Wicket. 

What I Liked:  Well, there's still some good jokes to be milked from this premise.  I really liked their slamming of the Special Editions by using sock puppets.  There's a completely random cameo by Pee Wee Herman, and with all the Star Trek jokes they make in Family Guy, I'm surprised it took them this long to throw in a Star Wars vs. Star Trek gag. 

What I Didn't Like:  Like a lot of Family Guy, a lot of the jokes are completely at random and just come out of nowhere.  There are just as many failed gags as there are good ones.  I agree with the creators' running gags that this whole joke is running out of steam.

Final Assessment:  If you're a fan of Family Guy and Star Wars, you'll get a few chuckles out of this, but it'll wear thin pretty quick.

3 Nibs

Bonus Features:  There's a running commentary with the show's creators, something about Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, some deleted scenes and "a very special message from Darth Stewie," which I haven't watched yet and don't know what it is. 

Selasa, 28 Desember 2010

All the Times I've Bought Star Wars: Episode VIII -- Train Him I Cannot. He Is Too Old.

And we've reached the final entry of my epic blog series, All the Time I've Bought Star Wars.  I've been recounting all the times I've bought Star Wars, and trying to figure out why I've bought it so many times.  We take a look at what I've learned with the final part, Episode VIII: Train Him I Cannot.  He Is Too Old.

�There�s only one Return, and it ain�t �Of the King,� it�s �Of the Jedi.�  That�s a rather famous quote from the film Clerks 2, in which our anti-hero Randall Graves harasses a couple of Lord of the Rings fans about their choice in film trilogies.  On the running commentary for Clerks 2, and in several of his famous Q&A sessions around the time of the film�s release, director Kevin Smith frequently lamented that there�s a whole generation now where �The Trilogy� isn�t Star Wars, but Lord of the Rings.  

And �generation� seems to be one of the key concepts when you�re talking about Star Wars.  The first film came out in May of 1977.  I was born in July of 1977.  Star Wars has always been there...an intrinsic part of my growing up.  When I was in kindergarten I went as Darth Vader for Halloween...the next year I went as Luke Skywalker.  My friends had all the Star Wars action figures you could imagine.  When VCRs started becoming commonplace, I�d constantly beg my parents to rent Return of the Jedi for me, and I�d always fall asleep halfway through.  I don�t think I finally saw it from beginning to end until I was in high school and me and the rest of the misfits would gather in the science lab every lunch hour to watch movies.  And then I was off to college, where lots of my friends enjoyed the Trilogy and we began counting down to the prequels.  Star Wars was just always part of the background noise when I was growing up. 


 
Eventually, though, the background noise catches your attention.  You begin focusing on it, studying it, analyzing it, figuring out what it has to say.  And when the background noise has been around for as long as Star Wars has, there is a lot to study.  There are new background characters that you�ve never noticed before.  There are untold stories as to how these characters came to be.  There are tiny details to be highlighted.  The more you peel back the layers, the more you find.  



And with all the advancements there have been in home theatre technology, you can�t help yourself but buy the latest versions of Star Wars when they came out.  VHS was the first opportunity we had to watch the films over and over and over again, picking out the details that you only get upon multiple viewings.  DVD came along with increased picture clarity, thus enabling you to discover new background characters that you�ve never noticed before.
And now, Blu-Ray is coming.  In high definition, who knows what background details we�ll pick up on now.   And with the Internet accessibility, I know that Lucasfilm will be taking full advantage of that.  When Episode I came along, most of my friends fell in love with the character of Aurra Sing.  She only has 15 seconds of screen time, but from what I gather, she became a superstar in the expanded universe.  Well, with Blu-Ray, you�ll be able to push a button on your remote and bring up all of Aurra Sing�s life history.  No longer will you have to pour through an endless series of novels and comic books to piece together the tale!

But Blu-Ray and Internet access is only the beginning.  There are still versions of the Trilogy that illuminate more details.  I wouldn�t mind getting my hands on The Clone Wars someday � not the CGI cartoon, but the original Genndy Tartakovsky cartoon.  And there�s still the radio play adaptation.  Back in the early 1980s, NPR adapted the entire Trilogy into a series of radio plays.  Since it was based on George Lucas�s original screenplay, there are lots of added story details that are back in the original tale.  Plus, you know, I love old radio plays, so it�d be interesting to see how it was adapted to the medium.  

It�s the desire.  The desire to learn more.  When something has been a part of your pop culture landscape since you were born, you just can�t help but want to learn more about it.  And purchasing multiple versions of the Trilogy enables you to do just that.  Purchasing the multiple spin-offs and tie-ins enables you to learn more the fictional universe.  Purchasing the Trilogy on new formats enables you to learn the stories as to how these films came to be.  It�s all about the quest for knowledge, so that way, if you ever find yourself in the QuickStop one night, and you overhear a debate about how many independent contractors were killed  when the Death Star was destroyed, you�re ready to join in the fray.  

So that is why I bought it on VHS.  That is why I bought it on DVD.  That is why I will buy it on Blu-Ray.  And when they day comes that you can buy it on a chip you implant in your head, I will buy it again.  And you know why?

Because I haven�t discovered girls yet.  




The End

Priest


Priest

Release: March 4, 2011
Director: Scott Stewart
Writer: Cory Goodman, Scott Stewart
Cast: Paul Bettany, Karl Urban, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q, Lily Collins, Steven Moyer, Brad Dourif, Christopher Plummer

Vanishing on 7th Street


Vanishing on 7th Street

Release: February 18, 2011
Director: Brad Anderson
Writer: Anthony Jaswinski
Cast: Hayden Christensen, Thandie Newton, John Leguizamo, Jacob Latimore

The Roommate


The Roommate

Release: February 4, 2011
Director: Christian E. Christiansen
Writer: Sonny Mallhi
Cast: Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Danneel Harris, Frances Fisher, Billy Zane

The Inner Room


The Inner Room

Release: April 10, 2011
Director: Jack Gastelbondo
Writer: Jack Gastelbondo, Mark Diestler, Alan Dague-Greene
Cast: Jessica Duffy, Marty Lindsey, David Dalton, Kristin Keating

Deep Seeded


Deep Seeded

Release: March 10, 2011
Director: Brian Troxell
Writer: Brian Troxell
Cast: Janine Anzalone, Kam Tyrant Lee

Bereavement


Bereavement

Release: February 18, 2011
Director: Stevan Mena
Writer: Stevan Mena
Cast: Michael Biehn, Alexandra Daddario, John Savage, Nolan Gerard Funk, Brett Rickaby, Peyton List, Spencer List

Kill Katie Malone


Kill Katie Malone

Release: 2010
Director: Carlos Ramos Jr.
Writer: Carlos Ramos Jr, Mark Onspaugh
Cast: Dean Cain, Masiela Lusha, Stephen Colletti, Jonathan 'Lil J' McDaniel

Eternal



Eternal

Release: July 8, 2005
Director: Wilhelm Liebenberg, Federico Sanchez
Writer: Wilhelm Liebenberg, Federico Sanchez
Cast: Conrad Pla, Caroline N�ron, Victoria Sanchez, Sarah Manninen, Ilona Elkin

Devil


Devil

Release: September 17, 2010
Director: John Erick Dowdle, Drew Dowdle
Writer: Brian Nelson, M. Night Shyamalan
Cast: Chris Messina, Geoffrey Arend, Logan Marshall-Green, Bojana Novakovic, Jenny O'Hara, Bokeem Woodbine, Jacob Vargas

The Tomb


The Tomb

Release: 2010
Director: Michael Staininger
Writer: John Shirley, Edgar Allan Poe (Short Stories)
Cast: Wes Bentley, Kaitlin Doubleday, Sofya Skya, Michael Madsen, Eric Roberts, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Mackenzie Rosman, Joel Lewis, Christa Campbell

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams


2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams

Release: July 20, 2010
Director: Tim Sullivan
Writer: Tim Sullivan, Chris Kobin
Cast: Bill Moseley, Lin Shaye, Nivek Ogre, Courtney Peldon, Ashley Peldon, Adam Robitel, Ahmed Best, Trevor Wright, Andrea Leon, Ryan Fleming, Dylan Edrington, Christa Campbell, Amy Baniecki, Tony Todd

Bikini Girls on Ice


Bikini Girls on Ice

Release: July 6, 2010
Director: Geoff Klein
Writer: Geoff Klein, Jeff Ross
Cast: Cindel Chartrand, Danielle Doetsch, Suzi Lorraine, Kerri Taylor, Ivan Peric, Terek Ghader, Christina Sciortino, Caroline Faille, Melissa Paulson, Sandy Greig, Michael Aaron, Pierre Lefebvre, Gigi Hebert

The Hole


The Hole

Release: September 24, 2010
Director: Joe Dante
Writer: Mark L. Smith
Cast: Teri Polo, Chris Massoglia, Haley Bennett, Nathan Gamble, Quinn Lord

Selasa, 21 Desember 2010

All the Times I've Bought Star Wars: Episode VII -- Expanded Universe

And welcome back to All the Times I've Bought Star Wars.  I've been recapping all the times I've bought Star Wars as I've been trying to figure out why I've bought it so many times.  We continue with today's entry, Episode VII: Expanded Universe.  

I�ve got a bunch of other videos and DVDs in my collection that I bought purely because they were Star Wars-related.  I thought I�d do a quick rundown on all of them before I brought this to an end.




The Making of Star Wars

This TV special from 1977 chronicles...well, the making of Star Wars.  It�s cute, as it�s hosted by R2-D2 and C-3P0, and contains some great vintage interviews with the cast.  When the �One Last Time...� videos were released in 1995, you could get this from Froot Loops for 2 proofs-of-purchase and $5.99 shipping and handling.  So I got it.



Star Wars: Ewok Adventures

For those who might not remember, George Lucas actually produced 2 TV movies in the mid-80s chronicling the adventures of the Ewoks, as they battled all kinds of evil on the forest moon of Endor.  These were definitely more fantasy-based than sci-fi.  They finally hit DVD around Christmastime 2004.  This is a double-feature disc, meaning on side 1, you have the first movie, The Ewok Adventure, (although, for the DVD it goes by its European title, Caravan of Courage), and on side 2, you have the second film, The Battle for Endor.  No bonus features whatsoever.



Family Guy presents Blue Harvest

In 2007, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the first film, the Family Guy producers decided to celebrate by creating this scene-for-scene spoof of the first film.  It was done with the full permission of Lucasfilm.  It served as Family Guy�s season premiere for the 2007/2008 season, and was released on DVD for Christmas 2007.  I had some money left over from a Christmas gift card, so I bought myself the super-special-edition gift set, which contains the movie, a T-shirt, a set of trading cards, and the book The Art of Family Guy presents Blue Harvest.  There�s also some 3D glasses, because for this release, they converted some scenes to 3D.



The DVD itself contains a running commentary with the creative talent, a making-of documentary, and an interview with George Lucas conducted by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.  And, of course, this was so popular that it spawned....



Family Guy presents Something Something Something Dark Side

Because their spoof of Star Wars was so popular, they immediately followed it with scene-for-scene spoof of The Empire Strikes Back, entitled Something Something Something Dark Side.  In case you�re curious about the title, it comes from a gag in an episode of Family Guy in which it�s pointed out that all of Emperor Palpatine�s lines contain either the words �dark side� or �complete.�  This came out straight-to-DVD for Christmas 2009, and then served as the season finale for the 2009/2010 season.  

For bonus features, there�s a running commentary with the cast and crew, pop-up trivia facts, and a featurette on making the movie poster.



Robot Chicken Star Wars

I love Robot Chicken, and they actually beat Family Guy to the punch by doing a Star Wars parody/tribute episode to celebrate the first film�s 30th anniversary.  This one came out about 3 months before Family Guy did it, and once again, it was done with the complete cooperation of Lucasfilm.  

For a 22-minute episode of a TV show, this DVD is overstuffed with bonus features.  At least 7 different running commentaries, gigantic galleries of deleted scenes and storyboards, alternate audio takes, making-of featuettes, all the TV commercials...it�s just nuts how much is on here.
I�m surprised I don�t own Robot Chicken Star Wars: Episode II.  It�s never on store shelves when I got shopping.  I should just suck it up and buy it online.

And of course, we have to end with the most famous Star Wars spoof of all....





Spaceballs: 2-Disc Collector�s Edition

Mel Brooks� legendary spoof of the original trilogy, which hit theatres in 1987.  Can you believe that, because it hit theatres 4 years after Return of the Jedi, film critics declared it, �Too late?�  Crazy.   Who could ever forget Rick Moranis as Darth Vader/Dark Helmet, Bill Pullman as Lone Star/Han Solo, and John Candy as Barf/Chewbacca?  And Mel Brooks himself as both Yogurt/Yoda and President Skroob/Emperor Palpatine.  Watching it again, I can�t believe how obscene it is!  I can�t believe my parents let me watch it that much!

This particular edition was released in the spring of 2005, to piggyback on the Episode III hype.  There�s a running commentary from Brooks, and all new retrospective documentary, bloopers, trailers, and a tribute to John Candy. 

And that�s pretty much it.  I�ll just take one more entry to wrap things up.

Next Issue:  What We�ve Learned Here Today

Sabtu, 18 Desember 2010

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It's a huge week here for U62: The Targ! If you follow the blog, something I've been waiting for for a while has finally come.

In Episode 4.12: End of Line it's time to cut loose and tell you my thoughts on Tron Legacy! I also offer up my thoughts on undergarments and Facebook etiquette.

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Tron Legacy - The Women: Beau Garrett and Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde as Quorra, a program, adept warrior and confidante of Kevin Flynn in the Tron system. Flynn refers to her as his "apprentice," Flynn has imparted volumes of information to her regarding the world outside of The Grid, which she longs to experience for herself.


Beau Garrett as Gem, one of four programs known as Sirens. The Sirens operate the Grid Game armory, equipping combatants with the armor needed to compete in the games. Yaya DaCosta, Serinda Swan, and Elizabeth Mathis as the other three Sirens.


Kamis, 16 Desember 2010

Tron Legacy Review


I first saw Tron when I was in Grade 2.  The principal at my school would have an annual movie day where all classes for the afternoon would be canceled and we'd all head down to the gym to catch a Disney movie.  This particular year, the movie was Tron, and I was hooked.  I don't have any idea how many times I threw around a frisbee pretending it was one of the discs from the film.  
Rumors of a Tron sequel have been circulating the Internet for years.  I think the first rumor I read was in 1996, shortly after I first got online.  That rumor said that Pixar was working on a 100% computer animated Tron remake for their second film.  For the documentary on the 20th anniversary DVD, Tron director Steven Lisburger revealed he was developing a sequel with the working title Tron 2.0, and from what I understand, Lisburger's general plotline and new concept went into the same-named video game that came out in 2004.

And then, in 2008, Disney showed some test footage and the San Diego Comic Con, and it happened.  For me, this was the most anticipated movie of 2010.  

Following his experiences in the first film, Kevin Flynn, the hero of the first film (that's Jeff Bridges) has gone to become one of the most visionary computer programmers of the 1980s.  But then, in 1989, he mysteriously disappeared, making an orphan of his young son Sam.  We catch up with Sam in the present day, as a somewhat aimless young man, who frequently cyber-terrorizes his father's old company.  One day, he's visited by his dad's old friend Alan Bradley, who says that he got a call from Kevin's old video arcade.  Sam heads to the arcade, discovers a secret computer lab his father had set up, and soon gets sucked into the computer.

Turns out, following his experiences in the first film, Flynn had the idea to try to create the perfect computer system from the inside.  And in order to do this, he created a computerized duplicate of himself named Clu.  As Flynn's idea of a perfect system soon began to differ from Clu's, Clu seized power, and now runs this virtual world as a brutal dictatorship.  With Clu in charge and his access to the outside world cut-off, Flynn has been in hiding in this virtual world for the past 20 years.  But now, with Sam's arrival, the world has changed, and Sam and his father need to escape before Clu can unveil his master plan.  

Is it wrong that every time there was an allusion or a reference to the first film, I wanted to stand up and cheer?  There was a reverence for the original in this film.  Many action sequences are designed to mirror sequences in the first film, only with today's state-of-the-art effects.  I did find the 3D effects to somewhat muddle the action, though, as it made some of the fast-paced sequences a little too fast-paced.  Hey, they even threw in a reference to that other great 1980s hacker classic, WarGames.  

Jeff Bridges is great, although in some scenes, he seems to be playing the Dude from The Big Lebowski rather than Flynn...a great example is at one point he utters, "You're harshing my zen, man."  It was cute, and it got some laughs. 

One of the things I enjoyed was it took some of the concepts of the first film that I felt weren't explored fully, and finally explored them fully.  Sadly, though, some of the new concepts introduced aren't explored fully.  Don't you hate it when the backstory sounds so much more interesting than the story you're watching now?

And one question I had was, since the movie is called Tron Legacy, is the character of Tron in it?  Yes, he is, and I wish he had a better character arc that what he got, but when he does finally utter his creed from the first film, that's one of those "stand up and cheer" allusions I talked about earlier.

The special effects is good.  Olivia Wilde as Quorra, the elder Flynn's apprentice, is incredibly adorable.  The plot, sadly, is a fairly by-the-numbers affair, though, and becomes quite predicable.

In the end, it's a lot like the live-action G.I. Joe movie that came out last year.  I'm having trouble trying to discern whether it actually is a good movie, or if my nostalgia for the source material is doing a really good job of blocking out the flaws. 

All in all, though, I enjoyed the hell out of it, and that's all that really matters.

Three out of four nibs.

This amounts to my off-the-cuff observations.  You'll find my full-blown review over at my official website.

Selasa, 14 Desember 2010

All the Times I've Bought Star Wars: Episode VI -- Episode I Twice

Here we are again with another installment of All the Times I've Bought Star Wars, my epic series of blog entries taking a look at all the times I've bought Star Wars.  I'm trying to figure out why I've bought it so much.  We continue with Episode VI: Episode I Twice.  

Understandably, my relationship with the prequels is different than that with original trilogy.  As I�ve reiterated time and again in this series of blog entries, I was raised with the original trilogy.  It�s just always been there as part of my life.  The prequels, on the other hand, arrived 22 years into my life.  It was something new and exciting that came along at an exciting time in my life.  If the original trilogy were the girl next door, then the prequels would be your college girlfriend...you know, the one with the tattoos and the piercings and all about experimentation.  Exciting, exotic, different, but eventually you grow up and move on.  The original trilogy has been a lifetime companion, but the prequels...it was just a phase I was going though, baby.  


What makes this analogy all the sweeter is the fact that that Episode I came along during my final year in college.  I�ve already blogged about how it was big event among me and my circle of friends at Augustana...how we pretty much treated standing in line for hours on end to get our tickets as our grad party.  And then, when it hit home video, it came along at that time when you�re done with college, and just kind of drifting, trying to find yourself, and figure out what to do next.

As comes along with that time in your life, me and most of my friends were working our minimum wage shift jobs, as we drifted.  Mine was as a cashier in a grocery store.  And my best friend...well, he worked in a video store.  He would always tell me stories, and working in a video store seemed just amazing to a movie geek.  For example, even though new movies don�t officially come out until Tuesdays, most video stores actually get them on Thursday, and then they just sit in the back room until Tuesday morning.  My best friend would tell me how he�d frequently rent new releases during the weekend and watch them before anyone else did. 
 
So, of course, when he called me up one weekend and said, �Episode I hits VHS on Tuesday.  Want to come down to my place and see it on video before anyone else does?� I said, �Hell, yeah.�  That Sunday, I was off to his place in Camrose.

But when I arrived, he broke the news to me.  With big ticket releases like Episode I, sometimes they don�t arrive at the store until Sunday, or maybe even Monday night.  So what transpired was a Sunday of sitting by the phone, occasionally calling his buddies at work to see if Episode I had arrived yet.  It never did.  But it was a good day.  We hung out, played video games, and compared notes on how our journeys to find ourselves were going.  

It hit video on Tuesday, and on my next day off from work, which was Thursday, I was off to the city to buy it!  Widescreen, of course.  And I�ve got to hand it to Lucasfilm.  As the backlash towards none of the Star Wars films being on DVD was starting, the widescreen VHS was released in a pretty handsome boxed set in order to counter some of the criticism. 



Inside the box, you find a special abridged version of the book The Art of Star Wars: Episode I, and even a snippet of the actual film negative as a nice little collectable.



The VHS itself, besides being in widescreen and THX and all Special Editioned with 2 minutes of footage left on the cutting room floor, even contained a nice little featurette on the making of the film.  It was nice.  But nowhere near as nice as it could be on DVD.



So, of course, the DVD backlash starting to grow, at this point, Lucas decided to meet the people halfway.  He at least relented on the prequels, announcing that each one would be released on DVD shortly after their theatrical release, much like regular movies of the day.  And so, it was announced that Episode I would be hitting DVD in the summer of 2001.  As I had just bought my first DVD player in the spring of 2001, there was absolutely no doubt that I would be upgrading it to DVD right away.



Needless to say, the DVD was a significant improvement over the VHS.  Surround sound, running commentary with George Lucas and other members of the crew, deleted scenes (with the special effects all added in), a feature-length documentary on the making of the film, five featurettes focusing on various aspects of the film, the made-for-the-Internet documentary that was produced during the making of the film, a music video, the posters, the trailers, behind-the-scenes photos, and, the favourite bonus feature, the blooper reel.  I think I wound up watching the VHS only three times because this DVD came along.  



The rest of the prequels, Episode II and III, I only ever bought on DVD.  I mean, there was no point in buying them on VHS.  In fact, I�ve been told that Episode III was NEVER released on VHS � the only Star Wars movie that can boast that.  And each DVD in the rest of the prequel trilogy has similar features to Episode I.  There�s the running commentary, the feature-length documentary, music videos, featurettes, trailers, and such forth.  All in all, as 2-disc special editions go, they�re fairly typical of most of the 2-disc special editions out there.

And that kind of sums up the relationship between the original trilogy and the prequels.  The originals are considered to be landmarks in filmmaking that their very release on home video is regarded as an event.  But the prequels...well, they�re just seen as being typical of the other blockbusters out there today.  The originals are your first love...something special that you�ll never forget.  And the prequels...well, they were fun, but nothing lasting.  

Wow.  This whole �Star Wars as my girlfriend� analogy is starting to depress even me.  So, if the original trilogy was the girl next door and the prequels were my kinky college girlfriend, that would mean the next entry would chronicle the string of meaningless flings. 

Next issue:  Miscellany

My Whiny Fanboy Rant About the Green Lantern Trailer

I've been putting off writing this for a few weeks, so let's finally sit down and do it.

With the onslaught of Marvel Comics films in theatres right now, DC has been struggling, trying play catch-up.  I'm glad to see that they finally realized they have other heroes besides Batman and Superman, and they`re trying to explore the possibility of giving these other heroes their own franchises.

So I`m glad to see that, next summer, we`re getting Green Lantern.  Was never an avid reader of the Green Lantern comics, but I`ve always had a soft spot for him.  As I explained to a friend of mine, Green Lantern, if done properly, could be a sci-fi epic whose scope would only be rivaled by Star Wars.

Green Lantern hits theatres on June 17, and here`s our first trailer.







Ryan Reynolds plays our hero, cocky young test pilot Hal Jordan, who is gifted with the Power Ring of the Green Lantern Corp, and made the Green Lantern of sector 2814.  The Green Lantern Corp are an intergalactic police force, and sector 2814 is the sector that Earth falls into. 

Blake Lively plays Carol Ferris, the aircraft magnate who is also Hal Jordan's love interest.  Ferris is destined to become the villainess Star Sapphire, but they already tell us they're saving that for sequels. 

Peter Sarsgaard plays the Green Lantern B-list villain Hector Hammond, and very powerful telepath.  Mark Strong, whom you may remember as the evil Lord Blackwood in Shrelock Holmes, plays Jordan's mentor-turned-arch-enemy Sinsestro.  I like that it looks like they're going the Batman Begins/Dark Knight route...use some B-list villains for the first movie, and save the arch-enemy for the sequel. 

The director is Martin Campbell, who did the two Antonio Banderas Zorro films, and the James Bond films GoldenEye and Casino Royale

All in all, it's looking sharp.  I'm still not too crazy about the Green Lantern suit, though.  See, how it worked was, Reynolds wore a motion capture suit for most of the time, and the suit was entirely computer generated.  That way, they could do the fancy stuff like that final shot where he snaps his fingers and the suit instantly appears.  It looks a little too CGI for me.

Other than, I'm somewhat excited for this one. 

Minggu, 12 Desember 2010

Thor


Thor

Release: May 6, 2011

Director: Kenneth Branagh
Writer: Mark Protosevich, Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Don Payne, Stan Lee
Cast: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, Stellan Skarsgard, Jaimie Alexander, Kat Dennings, Ray Stevenson, Josh Dallas, Tadanobu Asano, Idris Elba, Clark Gregg, Colm Feore

Sabtu, 11 Desember 2010

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Another busy week, but I had to get my stuff together and throw together an episode of U62: The Targ!

This week, I give you Episode 4.11: The Gift of Sound. In this one, I develop a classification system for the show, I continue my whiny fanboy rant about the Transformers 3 trailer, and I give a quick recap of the news...that's important to me.

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Kamis, 09 Desember 2010

My Whiny Fanboy Rant About the Transformers 3 Trailer

Before we get to my rant about the Transformers: Dark of the Moon trailer, I should take a moment to clarify my thoughts on the previous two films.

I like the first film.  It's good, but not great.  I remember reading one time that Hasbro's current marketing strategy with Transformers is to reboot it every couple of years or so, so it always remains fresh.  Once you convince yourself that the first movie is the latest reboot and not the Transformers you grew up with, it's pretty good.  And great gobs of childhood nostalgia allowed me to overlook some of the film's other flaws.

The second film, Revenge of the Fallen, was the first film I ever saw in the theatre that was so bad, it made me want to throw things at the screen.  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is just stupid.  I understand the need for comedic relief, but so much of the humor was of the moronic variety.  There's hardly any plot, it's just big loud action scenes strung together.  Characters just stand around and do nothing.  The Autobots are treated as little more than hardware...it's just bad.  The film's defenders -- and there are a surprisingly large amount of them -- always defend it with, "It was based on a toy line.  What were you expecing?"  I'll tell you what I was expecting:  A GOOD MOVIE.  If you want to successfully defend Revenge of the Fallen to me, tell me how the plot was serviced by having John Turturro strut around in a thong. 

And now, that brings us to our first glimpse of the third film, Dark of the Moon, coming out next July




What can I say?  There's not much in the trailer to get whiny about.  It shows us so little of the plot of the film.  It sets up a nice mystery -- a downed Transformer spacecraft discovered by Apollo astronauts, and apparently it's been covered up for the past 40 years.  Can't deny, though, that the trailer looks spectacular.  I'm just talking about the visuals.  Great special effects showing the Apollo spacecraft in flight.  The moon's surface looks amazing, too.

It is highly derivative, though.  It's like the opening scenes in Alien, or hell, even the first trailer for the first film, which featured a Mars probe catching a glimpse of a Transformer strutting around on Mars.  As nice as it looks, there's a whole, "Been there, done that" feeling over the film. 

For the talent working on this film, Michael Bay is back as director.  The script this time out was written by Ehren Kruger, who co-wrote the second film and wrote the American remake of The Ring.  For returning cast members, Shia LeBeouf is back as token human Sam Witwicky, Josh Duhamel is back as soldier boy Major Lennox, and John Turturro is back as Sector 7 Agent Simmons.

For new cast members, the biggest news was that Michael Bay and Megan Fox never got along, so Megan Fox was fired from #3.  Sam's new girlfriend Carly will be played by Victoria's Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.  Patrick Demspey plays Carly's sleazy boss.  John Malkovich plays Sam's sleazy boss.  Alan Tudyk (whom my fellow nerds will remember was Wash from Firefly/Serenity) plays Simmon's old Sector 7 partner.  And Francis McDormand plays NSA Director Marissa Faireborn. 

Fun trivia fact:  Carly was the name of Spike's girlfriend on the original 1984 cartoon.

Fun trivia fact #2:  Marissa Faireborn is also a character created in the original 1984 cartoon.  She was a spacefaring soldier dedicated to protecting the Earth from alien threats...and she was the daughter of Flint and Lady Jaye from G.I. Joe

Transformers: Dark of the Moon hits theatres July 1. 

Selasa, 07 Desember 2010

All the Times I've Bought Star Wars: Episode V -- Cutting Edge in 1993

Welcome back to All the Times I've Bought Star Wars.  For those just joining us, I've penned an epic series of blog entries recounting all times I've bought Star Wars, and trying to figure out why I've bought it so many times.  We continue with Episode V: Cutting Edge in 1993.

Freedom of choice.  That�s all it really boils down to.  The home theatre enthusiasts want a choice.

When DVD first started going mainstream, there was a startling trend.  A lot of the DVDs that came out contained a �director�s cut, with footage you weren�t allowed to see in theatres!�  There were quite a lot of people who were upset about this trend.  Leonard Maltin summed it up best in one of the forewords to his legendary movie guides:  �If the director�s cut is on DVD, what are we paying to see in the theatre?  The rough draft?�  


Some filmmakers, though, have taken this criticism to heart, and they make sure that both their director�s cuts and the theatrical editions are available.  A prime example is Peter Jackson, with the theatrical versions AND the extended editions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy both being readily available at your favourite DVD emporium.  Another good example is James Cameron.  He�s produced extended editions of his classic films Aliens, the Abyss, and Terminator 2: Judgement Day for the home theatre market, and thanks to a technique called �seamless branching,� you can put both editions on one DVD, and at the start of the film, you pick which one you want to watch on the menu screen.  It�s just that easy.  Freedom of choice is preserved for the viewer.

Except in the case of the Star Wars trilogy.  George Lucas has the opinion that the Special Editions are the ONLY editions of Star Wars.  As far as he�s concerned, they no longer exist, despite all the fan pleas that they be released on DVD.  And he�s gone to extremes to convince the fans of this.  �The original film stocks have become too degraded!  They can�t be restored!�  �They�ve been destroyed!�  �IT JUST DOENS�T EXIST ANYMORE!  WHY WON�T YOU BELIEVE ME?�  We know it exists, George, because we grew up watching it!  If we can buy it on a bootleg DVD out Thailand that was just ripped from a Laserdisc, why can�t you do the same?

And Lucas realized that, yes, he can do the same.  

And with much hype and fanfare, it was announced that the original theatrical editions would be available on DVD in the fall of 2006!  Once again, the fans cried, and Lucas answered!  

So, the question again, would getting the original theatrical editions on DVD be worth buying it again?  Why, yes it would, of course!  It would be like those halcyon days in university all over again.  I could watch the Special Editions, but, when I have that hankerin� for the original Ewok celebration song at the end of Return of the Jedi, I could pop that in the DVD player.  I would have the freedom to choose once again.  When these DVDs were released, under the moniker of the �Limited Editions,� I made a special trip into Edmonton just pick them up.  



In the Limited Editions, each DVD is a two-disc set.  Disc 1 is EXACTLY THE SAME as the DVDs in the 2004 DVD release.  I don�t think I�ve even watched these discs.  Because as we all know, the main reason for buying these was disc 2...which contains the original theatrical versions.

Now, this is where Lucas raised the ire of the fans.  The original theatrical versions contained absolutely NO DIGITAL RESTORATION WHATSOEVER.  It�s the original stereo soundtracks.  They�re not in anamorphic widescreen.  That means, when you watch them on your big fancy widescreen TV, they�ll appear in a black window in the middle of the screen.  Unless you get creative with the zoom functions, but that distorts the picture so much it winds up looking like crap.  It�s not even THX!

Eventually, the truth came out as to how these DVDs were created.  George Lucas got his inspiration from those bootlegs.  All they did was take the 1993 Laserdisc release of the films, and burn them to DVD.  Even Lucasfilm personnel were not happy with this.  Granted, when they were restored for the 1993 Laserdisc release, they used all the cutting edge technology of the time, and as one Lucasfilm employee exclaimed, �cutting edge in 1993 is NOT cutting edge in 2006.�  Lucas, however, was unfazed by the criticism.  He once again reiterated that the original theatrical versions no longer exist, and the 1993 Laserdisc versions were the best versions in existence they could find.  He doesn�t even refer to these as being a DVD release of the theatrical editions.  He just callously refers to them as a �bonus feature.�

Thing is, though, George, we know that�s BS.  There�s about 30 seconds worth of original theatrical version footage that was BEAUTIFULLY  restored for that Empire of Dreams documentary.  So we know it exists, and we know it can be done! 

But Lucas says no it can�t, and he�s already told us that we�ll never get it on Blu-Ray.  And the cycle beings anew.   

Oh, and one last technical detail.  This was the first time since the VHS release of the Special Editions in 1997 that the three films were available individually, and not in a boxed set.  So if you love those lovable Ewoks, and don�t like all the darkness of Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars, you could by just Return of the Jedi and only Return of the Jedi.  Which is why I made my special trip into Edmonton just to buy these editions.  I figured buying it at Best Buy � where you could get all three films in this exclusive tin � was enough bonus features to warrant buying it again.  



But, despite all my griping about George Lucas not even taking the barest amount of effort to bring it up to what�s considered to be industry standard for DVD, I can�t complain too loudly.  After all, I do have my freedom of choice again.  And at the end of the day, that was all I was asking for.  It�s not quite the halcyon days of college, but then, nothing ever will be like that again.
And that brings us to the end of all the times I�ve bought the original trilogy.  Good thing I�ve never had to do this with the prequel trilogy.  With the prequels, I bought them all once on DVD and that was it.

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AHHH!!  You caught me!  I can�t lie to you.  I bought Episode I twice.

Next issue:  Episode I Twice. 

Minggu, 05 Desember 2010

Bathory


Bathory

Release: December 3, 2010
Director: Juraj Jakubisko
Writer: John Paul Chapple, Lubomir Feldek, Juraj Jakubisko
Cast: Anna Friel, Karel Roden, Vincent Regan, Hans Matheson

The Adjustment Bureau


The Adjustment Bureau

Release: September 17, 2010
Director: George Nolfi
Writer: George Nolfi, Philip K. Dick
Cast: Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, Anthony Mackie, John Slattery, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Michael Kelly, Terence Stamp

I Am Number Four


I Am Number Four

Release: February 18, 2011
Director: D.J. Caruso
Writer: Al Gough, Miles Millar
Cast: Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant, Teresa Palmer, Dianna Agron, Kevin Durand, Callan McAuliffe, Jake Abel

Just Go with It


Just Go with It

Release: February 11, 2011
Director: Dennis Dugan
Writer: Allan Loeb, Tim Dowling, Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler
Cast: Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, Brooklyn Decker, Dave Matthews, Bailee Madison

Sabtu, 04 Desember 2010

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