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Jumat, 20 Januari 2012

Happy Birthday, DeForest Kelley!

As Facebook now allows for longer and longer status updates, I find the silly little blog entries I used to do are getting passed over for just simply posting it straight to social networking sites.

But, since I still want to keep this blog running, maybe I should post this stuff to the blog and then just share the links on all the social networking sites.  Oh, Internet, why are you so big and complicated?


Anyway, the simple little entry I want to say today is happy birthday to DeForest Kelley, still best remembered as Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy on the original Star Trek.  Kelley passed away in 1999, but were he still with us, he'd be 92 today.

I'm sure lots of folks will be rolling out "He's dead, Jim" and "I'm a doctor, not a ______" montages in tribute today, so instead, I wanted to put out there one of my favourite quotes from Bones:

"In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk."

Although, for your own inspirational purposes, I'd suggest replacing Capt. Kirk's name with your name.

And, thanks to YouTube, here's one of my favourite McCoy moments.  It's McCoy's return to Enterprise from Star Trek: The Motion Picture.  Once you get past the pure 70s cheese of what McCoy is wearing, it's just a great little character moment.




Jumat, 30 Desember 2011

News from Markworld: 2011 Edition

 So, once a year, I decide to e-mail out a letter to friends and aquaintiances just to update them on what's going on in my life.  Since e-mail address change and go defunct and all that, I decided to post it to the blog this year, in the hopes that maybe, some long lost friends who are curious as to what happened to me, may Google my name some night.  Here's my 2011 letter.




News from Markworld: The Chaos in a Box Newsletter.




Good day, ladies, gentlemen, and various other individuals I haven�t e-mailed in over a year.

�Tis I, Mark Cappis, with my annual note updating you on all the occurrences in my life.  Usually, I send this out at the start of December, to get snail mail addresses and weed out my Christmas card list.  But, life got busy and I wound up putting this off for most of December.  It�s too late now to be a Christmas letter, so I guess it�s a New Years letter.  All for the best, really.  I�ve always felt that New Years was a more universal and inclusive holiday. 

Writing this letter reminds me of the classic fantasy comic book The Sandman.  In one issue, a man comes up with the ultimate scheme to live forever.  When Death comes to collect his soul, he�ll simply say, �No thanks.  I�m not going.�  Death, overhearing this conversation and being a cheeky character, decides to grant this wish for immortality.  Death�s brother, Dreams, not having much of a life, decides to strike up a friendship with this newly immortal person, and they vow to meet every 100 years, have a drink, and catch-up. 

So what I�m trying to say here is, it�s been a hundred years.  Who�s buying this round? 

What�s Going On In My Life

My life is still very much uneventful.  You�ll still find me up in Athabasca, working at 94.1 the River.  I�m still the wacky morning guy, and you can hear me on the air every morning from 6AM to noon.  Back in April, I celebrated 5 years up in Athabasca, and I�m still loving every minute of it.

The job really showed me how important a radio station can be to a community.  You may recall that back in May, Slave Lake was victim to some devastating wildfires that burned down a portion of the town, resulting in the entire town being evacuated.  Athabasca became home to the largest evacuation centre.  Every day, on the air, I�d provide daily updates on what was needed at the evacuation centre, and every day, the listeners would provide it in droves.  It was a very busy couple of weeks, but really reminded me that this job does have certain great powers, and great responsibilities, to paraphrase an old comic book.

This year, I also ended my time with the Magnificent River Rats Festival, Athabasca�s Canada Day celebration and music festival.  I spent two years as treasurer, and I was really starting to find the job very taxing.  I�m proud of my work with the festival, and I�m sure it will be very successful in the years to come.  But rather than kick back and relax, I quickly found something else to fill my time.

Like a lot of other facets of the entertainment industry, radio tends to be full time work for part time pay.  I�ve spent my five years in Athabasca living on a very tight budget, and I had some cost-of-living increases over the past year that threw my budget out of whack.  So, I finally had to break down and, like a lot of my radio brethren before me, get a second job.  I now spend my evenings down at Buy-Low Foods keeping the produce section stocked.  It�s created some interesting reactions from listeners who recognize me.  One assumed I was starting some kind of Dirty Jobs segment on my show and wanted to know when I�d be coming down to her business.  Another seemed genuinely angry that I have to work two jobs and threatened to call my radio boss and demand I get a raise.  I never got a befuddled memo from my radio boss about that, so I�m guessing he never called. 

That�s the main reason why this letter is so delayed.  Between Christmas events that I was broadcasting live from, and working double shifts at the grocery store for the Christmas rush, I was run pretty ragged this December.  But now, I�m looking forward to a quiet January and things settling back into some sense of normalcy. 

Favourite Quote of the Year

�Didn�t you go to NAIT?  Didn�t you run for president?  Dude, your campaign was hilarious.� � An Edmonton Oilers PR exec, when the Oilers came to Athabasca for an event.  Turns out he was taking some business courses at NAIT when I decided to...make an impression.  Let this serve as a reminder that you never know when, where, and what you�ll be remembered for. 

�How on Earth can I find you?�  �Just make a wish.  That seems to work.�

As always, my online footprint is massive, so if you ever want to catch up with me, a quick Google search will turn up all manner of options.

Chaos in a Box.com (my website):  www.chaosinabox.com

Midnight Ramblings (my blog):  movie-dummy.blogspot.com

U62: The Targ (my podcast):  www.chaosinabox.com/targ

My work blog:  www.941theriver.ca

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/chaosinabox

Twitter:  www.twitter.com/chaosinabox

My YouTube Channel, where I sometimes make videos:  www.youtube.com/mcappis911

...And the Adventure Continues...

And that pretty much sums up my 2011.  No runs, no hits, no errors, as my dear ol� Dad would say.  All in all though, I�m starting to find that Dr. Johnny Fever summed up the radio announcer lifestyle quite accurately on a rerun of WKRP:  �Pushing 40, and still living like a college kid.�  But when all is said and done, I can�t imagine doing anything else.

See you again in 100 years.  Next time, you�re buying.

Mark Cappis

Rabu, 12 Oktober 2011

Just Wait 6 - 8 Weeks

One thing I miss about childhood are all the great mail-away offers.  You remember the ones, right?  With just 3 proofs of purchase and $5.99 shipping and handling, you could get some kind of really nifty thingamabob.  There was just something about the anticipation of waiting for it, the exclusivity of the thing you were sending away for, and just the novelty of getting mail.  Not just a letter or a birthday card from Grandma, but a full-blown parcel!

Of course, growing up with G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, it was something that became ingrained in you.  G.I. Joe was great for this, as each and every G.I. Joe toy had "Flag Points" on the back.  The Flag Points were your proofs-of-purchase, which you used to mail away for all the exclusive action figures.  My brother and I diligently collected all our Flag Points for a good three or four years, and then, when he was 12 and I was 10, we finally figured it was time to cash in.  Man o man, that was a great summer and a good portion of the fall.  Just about every two weeks we were getting another package from Hasbro with more rare G.I. Joe toys.  And it was all such legendary G.I. Joe mail away exclusives like the Manta Windsurfer, hooded Cobra Commander, and the one that started it all, the Steel Brigade customized figure.  For your six Flag Points and $5.99,  you could get a G.I. Joe whose code name was one that you chose, and whose real name was your name!  My brother was always nuts for aircraft and had just about every G.I. Joe airplane and helicopter...he got his Steel Brigade figure (code name:  Hi-Fi) so he could finally pilot all those planes.

When I grew up and started going to high school and college, I still sent away for the occasional thing.  When I was writing my epic series of entries about all the times I bought Star Wars, I mentioned that you could get a VHS tape of the TV special The Making of Star Wars, with two proofs-of-purchase from Froot Loops and $4.99.  I've still got that tape and watch it every once in a while...I'll probably be watching it less now seeing as to how The Making of Star Wars was included as a bonus feature on the new Star Wars Blu-Rays.  For more Star Wars stuff, I remember when the Special Editions hit theatres.  You could get an exclusive "Spirit of Obi-Wan" action figures from Lay's Potato Chips for three proofs-of-purchase and $4.99.  I got that, too, and it's still a nice addition to my action figure collection.

But my favourite had to be the hockey pennants.  Back in high school, I was eating a lot of Pop Tarts, and they had the promotion where they were giving away miniature hockey pennants...nothing fancy, just a three-inch strip of felt with the logo of an NHL team on it.  They were neat, but no matter how many Pop Tarts I ate, I kept getting the Chicago Blackhawks.  No offense to that fine organization, but after getting two dozen pennants, that's when you start getting a little frustrated.

That's when I read the side panel of the box, and discovered that for two proofs-of-purchase and $6.99 shipping and handling, you could send away for the complete set of pennants, plus a special board to mount and display them on.  So that's exactly what I did.  And, 6 - 8 weeks later, I got my complete set of pennants.  The mounting board was all laid out in the proper conferences and divisions...I remember it was the final season where the conferences and divisions were named after people (eg. the Whales Conference and the Campbell Conference instead of the Eastern Conference and the Western Conference).  I checked the sports section of the newspaper to make sure I got all the teams in their right divisions, and then hung it on my wall.  Some where between my teen years and my adult years, I misplaced that.  I kind of miss it...I'm sure there must be some kind of sports memorabilia collection who might pay a couple of bucks for it.

But now that I'm a responsible adult, I just don't do stuff like that anymore.  Walk down any grocery store aisle, and you'll see that there aren't really a lot of companies doing stuff like that anymore.  Granted, I do buy a lot of crap online, but that's just not the same.

So, back in the early summer, I was perusing the snack aisle, looking for some snacks to feast upon during another quiet, lonely night at home watching DVDs, when a fancy-looking Pringles can caught my eye.  Pringles was having a special mail away offer!  For 4 proofs-of-purchase and...nothing shipping and handling, you could send away for a gadget that turned a Pringles can into a speaker.  My curiosity was piqued.  So, I bought a can of Pringles for my movie-time snacks, and for the next few weeks until I had my four proofs-of-purchase.  I tossed my four proofs-of-purchase in the mail, and began waiting the 6 - 8 weeks.  Actually, 10 - 12 weeks, according to the package.

And then, late last week, I got a package in the mail from Pringles.

A red box with a picture of a speaker in middle, and with the title Pringle Amplified Speaker

Woo hoo!  My speaker had arrived.  So, of course, I had to open it up and try it out.  I was a little stunned that it was an amplified speaker...the original order form didn't say that.

The speaker gadget, 3 AAA batteries, and the instructions

In the box was the speaker gadget, three AAA batteries (Yes!  Batteries are included!) and the instructions.  So, of course, I had to fire it up and try it out.  The instructions are pretty simple:  put the batteries in, snap it into the top of a Pringles can, plug it into an MP3 player, turn it on, and enjoy some tunes!

So, what is the sound quality like from a speaker made out of a Pringles can?  Well, I made a video demonstrating it.






As I say in the video, the sound quality is a little tinny, and you occasionally get this weird metallic echo when you're listening to a podcast.  Other than that, it's pretty neat.  It'll find a place in my kitchen for listening to the radio when doing dishes.

It was a nice trip down memory lane, to once again send away for something like this.  However, I'm not as thrilled as I once was when I was a kid.  When I was a kid, I was all like, "Wow!  It's finally here!"  But now, I'm all like, "Oh, it's here."  Maybe my sense of childhood wonder had finally dissipated.  Maybe it's clinical depression.  All I know is, I have a really neat speaker. 

Kamis, 06 Oktober 2011

On the Passing of Steve Jobs

Like a lot of folks last night, I was shocked and saddened when I read about the loss of Steve Jobs.  Jobs, who founded Apple Computers in his parents' garage, went on to become one of the first true IT billionaires, and pretty much shaped the way we view and use technology, dead at the age of 56.  The cause of his death hasn't been publicized yet, but he'd been battling pancreatic cancer for the past seven years.

I saw lots of folks online saying, "Thanks for my iPhone, iPad, etc," and suchforth.   Wanting to be a little different, I posted this:

"Let's not forget his biggest contribution to movies.  Back in 1986, he bought ILM's computer animation R&D lab and turned into Pixar."

Yup.  That's true.  Because of that, he has an executive producer credit on Toy Story.  When Disney and Pixar merged 5 years ago, he became Disney's biggest shareholder.  I highly recommend you check out a documentary called The Pixar Story, which is all about the history of Pixar.  It was released on disc 2 of the 2-disc special edition of WALL-E, so it's easy to come by.  Jobs is interviewed quite a bit in it, and I'll never forget something he said in that documentary.  Even though Toy Story was a massive hit, Jobs wasn't too excited about it.  Said Jobs about his lack of enthusiasm....

"Yeah, but see, I invented the Apple II, which was considered the best success in the history of home computers.  And I followed that up with the Apple III, which is still considered one of the biggest disasters in home computers.  So I wasn't going to get excited until our second success.  That's when I'd be confident that we were on to something." 

As I was lying in bed last night, thinking about all those "Thanks for my iPad" posts, I started thinking about the little ways in which he changed computing.

The year was 1998.  I was still in college, and hanging out with a lot of computer science majors.  Jobs had just made his triumphant return to Apple, and the first product under his renewed leadership was just announced:  the iMac.  Chilling out in the dorms one night, I overheard my computer science friends picking apart the iMac's specs....

"I don't believe it."

"What?"

"It's got nothing but USB ports."

"You can't be serious."

"I am!  Look.  No printer port, no serial port...just USB ports!"

"Who the fuck uses USB ports?"

"You can't get anything that plugs in with USB ports!  Why would he come up with a computer that you can't plug anything into?" 

Here we are now, 13 years later, and how is your keyboard plugged in to your computer?  That's right, Jobs pretty much made USB ports the industry standard. 

It might finally be time to seek out the movie Pirates of Silicon Valley.  I've always wanted to see it.  An HBO original movie, it chronicled and compared the rises to power of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.  ER's Noah Wyle played Jobs.  Jobs was so impressed with Wyle's performance that he actually got Wyle to impersonate him at one of those famous Apple product launches to see if anyone would notice the difference.  Anyway, the film opens with Jobs (as played by Wyle) speaking directly into the camera, laying out his personal philosophies and what he wants to accomplish with computers.

The camera angle changes and we that Jobs is actually talking to legendary film director Ridley Scott as they're about to film Apple's legendary 1984 commercial, and he's telling Scott the vision he wants to get across in this commercial.





 
 
 

That spot, by the way, pretty much accredited with creating the modern-day concept of the Super Bowl ad.

So, yeah.  We lost a man who truly changed the world yesterday.  

Minggu, 28 Agustus 2011

RIP ToyFare

I know I'm a little late to the party on this one, but I just found out that back in January, my beloved ToyFare magazine ceased publication.

ToyFare was a sister publication to Wizard, which also ceased publication in January.  Wizard was the magazine for coverage of the world of comic books.  Interview with the artists, previews of upcoming storylines, and a comprehensive price guide, for those who might be looking to make a buck off their collections.  And ToyFare did for action figure collecting what Wizard did for comics.  Interviews with the sculptors who actually made the action figures, previews of upcoming toy lines, and a comprehensive price guide, so I could prove to my friends that I was actually making money with my nerdly hobby.

I started collecting action figures way back in high school.  Playmates Toys had just released their Star Trek: The Next Generation action figures, I decided to pick some up, with the goal of tearing them open and sitting them on my desk.  But then, I read some where that keeping an action figure in its package makes it more valuable, so I kept them in the package.  And hell, they still looked as nice sitting on my desk.  Then Deep Space Nine figures came along, new Star Wars action figures came out, and things kind of snowballed.

I first discovered ToyFare magazine in my college days.  It was one frosty November night, when I was taking a study break to make a Sev-Run.  There, on the magazine rack in 7-11, I spotted it.  It must have been frosty November 1996, because there was a bunch of Borg action figures on the cover, and Star Trek: First Contact had just hit theatres.  I started leafing through it, and as I saw page after page of news about action figures, I was hooked.  I bought that issue, and became and immediately became a regular reader.



But of course, it was those regular features that kept me coming back.  ToyFare's most famous regular feature was the comic strip Twisted ToyFare Theatre.  It featured action figures -- mostly superheroes -- all posed, with word balloons added in via photoshop.  And of course, they were doing things that were decidedly out of character, and very very funny.  It soon became so popular, that ToyFare actually started releasing trade paperbacks of Twisted ToyFare Theatre.  I have volumes 1 - 8.

And, of course, let's not forget Twisted ToyFare Theatre's lasting effect on pop culture.  Actor and geek Seth Green was also a big fan of Twisted ToyFare Theatre and thought it would make a great cartoon.  They could bring the action figures to life through stop motion animation.  So, Green poached some of ToyFare's best writers and went out to Hollywood to develop this cartoon.  That cartoon is still on today, and it is known as Robot Chicken.

Another neat thing about ToyFare magazine was they eventually teamed up with several toy companies to offer exclusive action figures in their pages.  You know the drill...send them a cheque or money order, and you'll get it in 6 - 8 weeks.  I didn't take much interest until they hooked up with Playmates Toys to start offering Star Trek figures.  So, I filled out my money order to get "Translucent Identity Crisis Geordi LaForge."

For those who don't care, in the episode Identity Crisis, Geordi LaForge is infected with alien DNA and starts to slowly mutate into an alien.  "Identity Crisis Geordi LaForge" is an action figure of the alien that Geordi turns into.  And since the alien can turn invisible, it was made of translucent plastic to duplicate the invisible effect.

I sent away my order form and my money, and immediately started fretting.  As this is Canada and I had to order to the USA, I really started fretting.  I would pace nervously throughout the halls of the dorm, wondering if it would ever come.  I would obsess over it during lunch in the cafeteria.  I'm pretty sure "Geordi Watch" even became a regular segment on my old college radio show.  I kept reading ToyFare, and sadly, I missed my chance to get a lot more Star Trek action figures as I kept fretting about Geordi, wondering if he would ever arrive.  Friends would point it out to me, "Dude!  I just saw the new ToyFare  on the shelves!  They've got this awesome new Star Trek figure!"  But I'd pass.  I wanted to make sure this would work, first, before going nuts. 

And, Geordi eventually arrived, and still has an honored place in my action figure collection.




Translucent Identity Crisis Geordi LaForge



Ordering exclusive ToyFare action figures became a hell of a lot easier once they opened an online store.  They had one I wanted...I'd just go online and place my order.  When I came back from time in Japan, flush with disposable income, I went on a bit of a shopping spree.




L to R:  Radioactive Homer, Trinity Revealed, 20th Anniversary Snake Eyes and Scarlett, Hawaiian Vacation Fozzie Bear

Radioactive Homer (The Simpsons; Playmates Toys) - Homer Simpson, wearing his radiation suit as seen in the opening credits of the show.  Only, this radiation suit is green and glows in the dark, to give it a healthy radioactive glow.

Trinity Revealed (The Matrix; WB Toys) - Warner Brothers produced some exclusive The Matrix action figures for their studio stores...but the most exclusive was this one.  The Trinity action figure available in the stores features Trinity wearing sunglasses.  This exclusive does not have sunglasses, hence, her face is revealed.

20th Anniversary Snake Eyes and Scarlett (G.I. Joe; Hasbro) - To comemerate the 20th anniversary of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, ToyFare teamed up with Hasbro to produce this exclusive two-pack of fan favourite characters Snake Eyes and Scarlett, featuring brand new paint jobs to make them more resemble their original comic book incarnations.

Hawaiian Vacation Fozzie Bear (The Muppet Show; Pallisades Toys) - I like the Muppets.  Fozzie is my favourite.  And Hawaiian shirts are awesome. 

I even wrote a letter to ToyFare magazine once.  During my time in Japan, I found an English-language bookstore that carried it, and new issues helped stave off the homesickness.  At this time in the action figure world, the hot item was 12" figures boasting authentic re-creations of military uniforms.  After reading the latest on this military toys, I sat down and sent an e-mail to ToyFare.  I told them how much I loved their magazine, how it helped on those lonely nights when I was missing Entwistle, and hey, with all these fancy military action figures right now, was there anyone out there producing action figures of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in their trademark red serge.  (I may have also gone off on a tangent about how one of my fanboy wishes would be a line of action figures dedicated to Due South.)  My letter was never published, but they did write me back, saying that Mountie action figures was a darn good idea with all these military figures, and they'd keep their ear to the ground in case anyone ever made them.

And of course, I must not forget, that ToyFare is responsible for the greatest thing in the history of ever.  ToyFare eventually got in the habit of getting comic book artists to sketch action figures in certain situations, you know, for covers, or for big retrospectives on certain toylines.

And then, one day, on one cover, for their retrospective on girls' toys of the 1980s, they had this:




L-R:  She-Ra, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake


Yes, that's She-Ra, Rainbow Brite, and Strawberry Shortcake, all depicted as highly attractive 20-somethings and dancing on top of a bar, Coyote Ugly-style.  Working their way through college, no doubt.  ToyFare eventually revealed that they got the most reader feedback in the history of their publication from that picture.  It's my desktop wallpaper at work.  A special guest on my radio show one morning made the comment that you can use it as an age test:  if you know who those three are, then you're a kid of 80s. 

Despite my great affection for their publication, I stopped reading it around 5 years ago or so.  I remember making the decision to stop reading it.  I was in Wal-Mart one day, and I spied a highly rare Dark Phoenix action figure.  I immediately picked it up.  As I was driving home, I started analyzing the purchase in my mind.  "I've never read any X-Men comics," I thought to myself.  "Granted, I loved the cartoon and the movies, but I've never been a die-hard X-Men fan.  Why the hell did I buy a Dark Phoenix action figure?"  And I finally realized it's because ToyFare made such a big deal about how rare it is.  So that's why I stopped buying ToyFare.  It was starting to convince me to buy things I really didn't want. 

I still leafed through it occasionally as I saw it on the newsstand.  I never regretted giving up reading it, as my occasional leafings showed that it was become less about the toys, and more about Twisted ToyFare Theatre style humour.  And the jokes were getting increasingly lame.  I noticed, though, that it was getting increasingly difficult to find on the newsstands over the past year or so, and now I know why.

But before I go, let's not forget the most important lesson that ToyFare taught me.  Whenever a person buys an action figure of a female character, the first thing they do is look up her skirt to see what colour the panties are.

So, good-bye and fare thee well, ToyFare magazine.  For a period in my life, you were a very big part of my life.  And I still have boxes full of action figures as proof.  Not to mention, a long box full of back issues. 

Words That Are Now Part of My Vocabulary, Thanks to ToyFare

Variant - an action figure that is different from the norm in some way.  i.e.  a different paint job, different accessories, etc.
 
Chase Figure - an action figure produced in smaller numbers than the rest of the toyline.  So named because collectors "chase" after it.  

Shortpacked - An action figure that has the lowest numbers in a case.  e.g.  There's only one Slave Leia in the cases of the new Star Wars figures.  Slave Leia is shortpacked

Blind Boxed - An action figure where the packaging completely conceals what's inside, so you don't know which figure you're getting.  

Senin, 25 Juli 2011

Soon I will rest. Become one with the Force.

Apparently, I caused some concern among a few people this morning over on Facebook when I posted the montage of Star Wars deleted scenes from the upcoming Blu-Rays along with the comment, "I think I'm just getting burned out on Star Wars."  The concern came from some people thinking I had turned my back on the Trilogy, and its prequels.






Like I said, I haven't fallen out of love with Star Wars.  I'm burnt out.  I'm tired.  I'm exhausted.  Normally, a montage of deleted scenes like that would have me wetting my pants with excitement.  But truly, I couldn't care less.

It seems like every six months or so there's something new coming along to "celebrate the legacy."  I'm just tired of celebrating, ya know?  I mean, there are only so many Boba Fett action figures a guy can buy. 

I no longer quiver in anticipation at every new revelation.  Maybe it's because there are no more new movies on the horizon to get a fellow excited.  Maybe it's because I thought that Clone Wars movie was so freaking bad that it killed the love I had left.  (Although, I have been assured by friends who are still die-hard fans that the series has gotten significantly better as it continues.) 

I'm worn out with trying to keep up, you know?  During the era of the prequels - 1999 thru 2005 - it was a fandom that dominated my life and social circles.  Actually, it probably began around 1997 with the release of the Special Editions. 

So, yeah.  I'm just so bloody tired with Star Wars.  It's not that I've turned my back.  It's not that I've fallen out of love with it.  I'm just downgrading to a casual fan. 

Sabtu, 09 Juli 2011

Third Time Not Quite the Charm

Well, going all the way back to my 11th birthday, I do celebrate a bit of a tradition:  I see a movie on my birthday.  Of course, the lack of movie theaters in Athabasca generally means I get to see a movie on the weekend closest to my birthday, and thus declare that my "birthday movie."

I am back from the city, and back from this year's birthday movie:  Transformers: Dark of the Moon.  aka Transformers 3.

Yeah.

I don't know.  At this point in the franchise, Transformers are really starting to remind me of Godzilla movies.  The plot really, really drags when the humans are on screen.  I mean, it served a purpose in the first film.  The character of Sam represented the audience...new to this world of Autobots and Decepticons and thus serving as our eyes and ears.  But now, this far into the franchise, every time we cut away from Optimus Prime to Sam's wacky hijinks...it's just such a distraction.

This movie is way better than the second one, though.  There is more of a plot, rather than just random explosions happening all over the place.  The comedic relief still takes the form of very stupid comedy, but there's significantly less of it.  And there are few more nods to Transformers lore that were nice.  And there's one killer Star Trek reference that I won't get in to because it is somewhat spoilerish.

At the end of the day, the movie this most reminds me of is Terminator 3.  It's good for what it is, it's enjoyable, but really doesn't bring anything new to the table.  All of my childhood nostalgia was used up on the first film...the second film was so bad it burned up all my good will for the franchise...and the third one.  Well, it's good, I guess.

And what the hell is Buzz Aldrin doing in this film? 

And there was another moment...I know it was supposed to be this very emotional moment, but how it was carried out was so expertly spoofed in Team America: World Police that I couldn't help but laugh.

Yeah...look for a complete review on the main site in the next day or so.

In a way, it's not just the movie I'm reviewing.  I decided to pay the extra money and see the film in Cineplex's new and much hyped "UltraAVX" theatres.  They boast the biggest non-IMAX screen you can get, the most state-of-the-art digital projectors and sound systems, bigger, comfier, leather reclining seats, and reserved seating.  It's costs $5 more than 2D movie ticket...$2 more than a 3D movie ticket.

And the truth is...I don't think it really added anything more to the movie-going experience.

Yeah, the bigger screen was nice, but it's not that much bigger than a typical screen.  I don't think the seats really were any more comfy than typical movie theatre seats.

However, I did love the concept of the reserved seating in this case.  I don't know about you, but whenever I've gone to see a movie in 3D, the ticket-taker who hands me my 3D glasses tells me that the best place to sit is as close to the centre of the theatre as possible to get the full 3D effect.  Well, even when I show up a half-hour before showtime, I'll find that all the good seats in the centre of the theatre are taken, so I wind up sitting at the side.

But thanks to reserve seating, I was able to stake out the best seats in the dead centre of the theatre and fully enjoy the 3D show.

So my final verdict on UltraAVX.  If you're going to see a movie in good old fashioned 2D, it's not worth the extra $5.  But, if you're going for 3D, it is worth the extra $2 to guarantee yourself a good seat.

Also, while in the city, I swung by HMV and treated myself to some new CDs.  Way back when I was but a wee lad in Entwistle, my holy grail of albums was always the soundtrack to The Transformers: The Movie.  (aka the original 1986 animated film)  Never got my hands on it until college.  So, the lingering after effect of that is I've bought the soundtracks for every Transformers film.  So, of course, I had to grab the soundtrack for Dark of the Moon.  It's like the first two soundtracks...full of Linkin Park-y goodness.

I also wound up grabbing the soundtrack for Cars 2.  I haven't seen Cars 2 yet.  I was thinking about seeing it today after Transformers, but dude, Transformers is damn near 3 hours long, and when it was done, I saw far too much of my afternoon was gone.

The soundtrack for Cars 2 is OK.  The main theme is the 1980s classic You Might Think as covered by Weezer.  No doubt, it was chosen for this soundtrack because of the song's original artists, the Cars.

There's also a cut called Collision of Worlds, which is duet between country music star Brad Paisley and Brit pop legend Robbie Williams.  I was curious to hear what this bizarre pairing would produce, but it turned out to be just one of laziest songs ever written for a movie, as all they really do is rattle off a list of American deep South and British slang terms.







There's also a tradition French song and some peppy J-Pop to help add the international flavour of the globetrotting adventures in the film.

However, the main reason why I bought this was for the score as composed by Michael Giacchino.  I've geek out about Giacchino on the blog in the past, and how I think he's one of the greatest film composers working today.  I think he's done spectacular work for Pixar (with The Incredibles, Ratatouille, and his Oscar-winning score for Up), so I was curious to hear what he'd come up with on his fourth outing with Pixar. 

And once again, Giacchino does not disappoint.  No doubt, Giacchino got the gig for the same reason he got The Incredibles:  since the plot borrows from the classic James Bond spy films, they wanted a score that would replicate that classic James Bond sound.  And the James Bond sound is in full force, thanks to the heavy guitars just like in the James Bond theme.

There's also a few cues that seem to harken back to classic Disney films, and I swear that, given the film's subject matter, I could pick up on a few echos of Giacchino's Speed Racer score.  I was listening to it on the drive home, and I was smiling all the way.  Giacchino has composed another winner. 

And, as I reflect on day in the city, I once again lament that flirting is a skill I've never really developed.  So there I am at HMV.  The clerk is ringing me up.  She asks if I want to sign up for their rewards program.  I say no.  She says if I want to hear the sales pitch.  I say no.  She asks why I always say no.  I mumble something about being not interested. 

As I leave and head out into the mall, I start thinking, "Damn it!  Why did I say that?  She was cute!  I should have said something like, 'Well, it's because I never heard the sales pitch from someone as lovely as you.'  Yeah, it's cheezy as hell, but it's better than mumbling 'Not interested!'". 

I need, like, a practice dummy or something that I can practice flirting with.  Wait a minute.  They do make practice dummies.  They're called blow-up dolls.

OK, this is taking a weird turn.  As they taught me in broadcast school, when you don't have anything to say, just shut up and play the next song.



Jumat, 29 April 2011

The Athabasca All-Candidates Forum

During the last federal election, I got a lot of shit from one of my learned colleagues for not attending Athabasca's all-candidates forum. As I blogged at the time, I had some problems with the all-candidates forum. Problem the first was that it was not an open forum. It was being held by an anti-war group called the Athabasca Peace Initiative, and they made it clear that they would be asking all the questions at this forum. When asked about why they were doing this, they responded that, �It's important the right questions be asked,� which I found a little insulting. Problem number two was that not all the candidates were coming. The Conservative, Liberal, and Green candidate all chose not to show up. So it was just the NDP and the fringe parties. Lastly, it was at the same time as the Magnificent River Rats meeting, and we were deciding on ticket prices for that year's festival.

So, I could cast my vote on ticket prices, or I could watch some anti-war activists beg the Christian Heritage Party to bring the troops home. I chose River Rats.

But here we are now, 2.5 years later, and in the throes of another federal election. Athabasca's all-candidates forum had a format I was much more agreeable to. Rather than being held by a specific group, it was being hosted by a group of concerned individuals who just felt Athabasca had to had one. Only four candidates are running in Fort McMurray � Athabasca this time out � Conservatives, Liberals, NDP, and Green � and only the NDP candidate chose not to come out to the forum. And yes, it was an open forum, so all could ask questions, and they were even planning to have some meet-and-greet time before and after the forum so you could talk to the candidates one-on-one.

Before we get to the show, though, just want to take a moment to talk about the riding's NDP candidate, Berend Wilting. With the surprising surge in popularity of the NDP, there seems to be a lot of growing anger towards the NDP here in Fort McMurray-Athabasca. At least in this part of the riding, Wilting hasn't done any door-knocking, declined all interview requests, and is doing no campaigning whatsoever. There's a lot of angry and frustrated NDP supporters out here, and it'll be interesting to see how it affects the NDP results on election night.

The three players at tonight's forum were:




To provide some structure to the evening, four key questions would be asked of the candidates. Once they provided their answers, the floor would be open, and members of the public could then pose questions that were a little more specific, but still relating to that topic. The four questions were:

1)What is the role of the federal government in our own country and internationally?

2)What are the top three action the federal government could take to improve the lives of citizens in this region?

3)What are the most pressing environmental issues facing the region, and how would your party address those issues?

4)How do you see the Canadian economy evolving and what polices would you recommend to monitor and enhance it?

And then, after that, the floor would be open to any other questions.


Opening Statements

 Incumbent Brian Jean was first to speak, citing that Northern Alberta is the best region in the nation right now. He cited the Economic Action Plan, which kept the economy going through the global recession. He also mentioned that the Conservatives have invested half-a-billion dollars in the region, including $350,000 in improvements to the Boyle arena, $65 million to ALPAC, and $51 million between Athabasca, Lac la Biche, and Boyle. He continued that a Conservative government would continue to focus on economic recovery, and that there would be no cuts to healthcare.

Green candidate Jules Asterisk began her opening comments with some leftover grumbling as to how Elizabeth May was left out of the debates. She then continued with the message that there's been too much fighting as of late in the House of Commons, and that a Green government would try to restore a sense of civility to the House. She then elaborated on her background, by pointing out that she's accredited with bringing recycling to Slave Lake, and she still works in waste management.

Liberal candidate Karen Young was the last to give opening statements, and she emphasized that she's still new to politics, and she's still on a learning curve. She highlighted her experience as a single parent and a small business owner. She stuck pretty close to the Liberal platform, as she emphasized the need for a national child care plan.

Question 1

For the first question, Asterisk was able to speak first. She said that the role of the federal government should be to protect people, and that the current government hasn't done enough to protect people from pollution. She also mentioned that a government should simply be planning for the next generation, but seven generations ahead. Jean then spoke next, emphasizing the speration of provincial and federal jurisdictions. He said that the federal government isn't there to get involved in provincial matters, and that the provinces and the federal government should work more co-cooperatively on some issues. Young then spoke, focusing more on Canada's global role, and how Canada's image on the international stage has suffered under Conservative rule. She then elaborated that how Canada behaves in the world affects how they behave at home. She summed up her thoughts by saying Canada should matter to the world.

At this point, the floor was then opened to questions relating to this topic. The first question posed was, What is your party's biggest aspiration for change? Young was the first to speak, and she highlighted the losses under the Conservative government, such as the loss of a seat on the Security Council at the UN. Jean was next to speak, and he cracked a joke about his biggest aspiration for change being world peace. But, he then got serious as he elaborated that Canada still plays a tremendous role in the world, and highlighted that Canada has double its aid to Africa, and that the Conservatives are working to help the world through peaceful means. Asterisk spoke last, and she said that Canada needs to shore up its reputation as a protector of sustainability.

The next question from the floor was how to keep a focus on Canadian industry at an international level. Asterisk spoke first, saying that yes, the Green party does support heave industry, but she also admitted we'll never get the �dirty oil� label off the oilsands, so perhaps development could just slow down a bit. Next up was Jean, who mentioned that he has met with industry leaders, and agrees that things need to be done better. He brought up new pollution regulations that have been brought in, and pointed out that the oilsands are responsible for 6% of the nation's GDP. He also then said, �God knew what he was doing when he put the oilsands in Alberta, because we're responsible with them,� which did illicit some groans from the audience. Young then spoke last, speaking of the need for government to work jointly with industry to help better our communities.

The third question in this section caused a few chuckles in the audience, and that's when Jean specifically was asked about the never-ending stream of mail-outs we get from the Conservatives. Jean said that every party sends out these mail-outs, and he is trying to reduce the number he sends out. He did point out, though, that the riding of Athabasca-Fort McMurray is, geographically, one of the largest ridings in the country, and he's actually discovered the mail-outs to be one of the best ways to keep in touch with his constituents. He also said that each mail-out costs him 3 cents per flier Asterisk was up next, and said that there has to be a better way to keep in touch with the constituents, and focused on paperless ways like toll-free numbers, radio ads, and town hall forums. Young spoke last, saying that for her campaign, it cost her 14 cents per flier, and she also brought up town hall forums and more one-on-one time with constituents. She also then joked that a great way to recycle these political fliers is to shred them up and give them to farmers for their chicken coops.

  
Question 2

As you'll recall, for the second question, the candidates were asked to list three things to improve the lives of their constituents. Asterisk went first, listing cleaning up the oilsands, pledging $1 billion to municipalities, and more co-operation with the First Nations. Young summed up her three things with three F words: families, finance, and the future. For families, she emphasized the need for a child care plan. For finance, she brought up the plan to give post-secondary students a $1000 bursary, and for future, better care for seniors.

Jean spoke next, and the question about the mail-outs must have hit a nerve, because he spent a good portion of his time first elaborating on how he keeps in touch with constituents. He mentioned that yes, his office has a toll-free number so you can call him anytime, and he found town hall forums to be ineffective, as he tried them early in his career, and no one showed up. That did dovetail into the first thing on his list, though, which was listening to the constituents. Number two was continuing with the Conservative low-tax plan, and three was better health and safety monitoring.

The floor was then opened to questions. The first one was from a very angry man who said that the Conservative government has done �jack shit� [sic] for veterans, and what would their party do for the vets. Young was first to speak, and she brought up that she has family serving in the military, and we must create new programs to support them. Jean was next to speak, and was offended by the question, citing that the Conservatives have done quite a bit for the veterans, emphasizing $140 million pledged to patient care, the hiring of more mental health practitioners, and the creation of new programs. Asterisk spoke last, talking about ending the Conservative practice of giving soldiers a lump sum at the end of their service, and moving back to some form of pension plan. She also mentioned giving veterans the benefit of the doubt whenever necessary.

The next question came from a reporter for the Aboriginal Peoples Television Network. In one of Jean's earlier responses, Jean made an offhand comment about the First Nations �looking after themselves,� and she had taken offense to that. She then elaborated that the Conservatives have done very little to advance the First Nations, and what the other parties would do. Jean spoke first, saying that when he made that comment, he was speaking to the separation of government powers and that the First Nations govern themselves. He then went on to say that the federal government do have a responsibility to work more cooperatively with the First Nation, and that the aboriginal communities in this riding are doing quite well. Asterisk spoke next, talking how a lot of First Nations identity involves the environment, and there must be greater cooperation. Young spoke next, and revealed that she is of First Nations heritage. She then went on to say that there has to be greater assistance to get First Nations into post-secondary education.

This is the point where things stopped for a 15-minute break, and folks grabbed refreshments, and got in a little one-on-one time with the candidates. When the break was done, it was pointed out that things were running long, so for the rest of the evening, they would skip asking the general questions, and just move to questions on that topic.

  
Question 3

 Since question 3 pertained to the environment, most of the questions here were environmental in nature. First question asked was quite simple: �Global warming. What's your party's plan?� Jean spoke first, and that admitted yes, the planet is warming, so adaptation is the key strategy at this point. He brought up the Conservatives creating a green infrastructure, and also highlighted that Conservatives think that Kyoto will do no good because two of the planets biggest polluters � China and India � still aren't on board with it, so that's why the Conservatives think Copenhagen is a better plan. Young spoke next, reminiscing about taking ice from a nearby lake for water when she was a kid, and now that lake is dry. So she focused on long term reduction targets. Asterisk spoke last, pointing out that the Greens have the best platform on the environment. She brought up the need for a carbon tax, and pointed out that the province of Alberta already has one, and Alberta doesn't seem to have suffered. �Tax the things that are bad for you,� was a rallying cry for the Greens. She also then pointed out that she thought it was odd that Jean highlighted Copenhagen, as most of the world thought Canada was one of the most difficult and obstructionist countries in those negotiations.

The next question was asked about water quality in the province, and that while water quality is largely a provincial issue, how bad does it have to get before the federal government steps in? Jean got to speak first, pointing out that he is a registered trapper back home in Fort Mac, and he goes fishing upstream of Fort Chipewyan whenever he can, and he hasn't suffered any ill effects yet. However, he did bring up a recent incident when he broke with party lines and sent a letter to Premier Stelmach asking for tighter environmental regulations on the Clearwater River. Going back to some earlier answers, he emphasized not so much the federal government stepping in, but working more cooperatively with the provinces. Asterisk spoke next, pointing out that many of the water monitoring organizations in Alberta are volunteer organizations, and encouraged people to get out and volunteer. Young spoke last, and also emphasized cooperation with the provinces, this time in setting up a new water strategy.

The final question was intriguing. The questioner asked that, in the rush to help the environment, something's got to give, so what will drop in priority to focus on the environment? Asterisk spoke of the Green's smart economic plan, and once again, �Tax the things that are bad for you.� Jean spoke about how the Conservative government has been lax in enforcing the Environmental Protection Act, citing that enforcement of it would shut down everything in Alberta. Young spoke about working on energy conservation measures.

(Sorry if this last paragraph seems disjointed...my notes aren't the best for this section. I think I was checking the score in the Montreal-Boston game on my BlackBerry during this one.)


Question 4 and More

Since things were really running late at this time, the decision was made to open the floor to all questions, but please, ask questions about the economy first.

The first question was a long rambling one, but I think the jist of it was creating a more equitable distribution of wealth. Asterisk was first, citing that there has been some disenfranchisement because of the current taxation system, and that the Green tax shift would help. She also then said that the Conservative's corporate tax cuts have not creative jobs. Jean speak next, and of course he disagreed, saying the Conservative's tax cuts have crated jobs. He also then spoke that the Conservative strategy is to reduce the taxes on your pre-tax income, to give you more money in your pocket. Young spoke last, emphasizing the need to create jobs, and to help low income owners.

Next up was from a person who had taken umbridge at a Conservative attack ad, attacking the cuts to healthcare made under the last Liberal government. Jean said that he can't justify the cuts the Liberals made, and that the Conservatives have increased health transfers by 33%. Young spoke next, saying that there were government surpluses before the Conservatives took charge, and that we wants to work to reduce wait times. Asterisk spoke last, bringing some old quotes from Stephen Harper that were in favour of privatized healthcare, and speaking of the Greens having a renewed commitment to the health act.

The second-last question of the night was about strengthening the manufacturing sector in the nation. Jean spoke first, saying that yes, a lot of Canadian companies are moving their manufacturing jobs overseas, but that's because those companies are doing really well. He then brought up that there's still a thriving manufacturing section in Canada. Young was next up, saying that a stronger manufacturing sector would help bring stability to the economy. Asterisk spoke to the marketing model of planned obsolesence, and how the manufactuing sector quickly creates waste management issues.

The final question of the next was again from that APTN reporter. She wanted to know more about the tax cuts to the oilsands. Jean spoke first again, citing that all the Conservatives really did was reverse everything the Liberals did in the 1990s, and what the Conservatives did was allow the oilsands to be developed more quickly and create jobs. Asterisk spoke next, saying that the government should be here to protect us and that the Conservative tax cuts where not a good thing. Young admitted that she needed more information, and would look it up and get back to the reporter.

  
Closing Statements

Liberal candidate Karen Young was first with her closing statements. Young said that she wants to work for the people. She wants to work to increase the status of women, to improve the lives of seniors, and to work with industry. She also emphasized that it's important to never forget where you came from.

Green candidate Jule Asterisk spoke next. She opened with the Serenity prayer, with an emphasis on the part about accepting the things you cannot change. From there, she moved on to helping those who fall through the cracks, and that we can achieve to be better.

Conservative candidate and incumbent Brain Jean spoke last. First up, he thanked his fellow candidates for having the courage to stand up and run for office, and that they do have some good points in their platforms. Going back to the discussion on the manufacturing sector, he pointed out that 20% of North America's cars are produced in Canada. He threw in the old conservative mantra that you can't tax your way to prosperity, and he reaffirmed the Conservative commitment to scrapping the long gun registry.


My Personal Opinion

I could tell that Asterisk and Young were still very new to this. They had a nervous waver in their voice and were leafing through their notes a lot. Jean was much more polished and much more confident, but hey, 7 years on the floor of the House of Commons has got to be great public speaking practice. And the way he thanked the other candidates in his closing statement struck me to be a very classy move, and I found that to be a great surprise. Jean probably does need to revise some of his talking points, though. Seriously, dude, Stephane Dion jokes are so 2007.

It was a good turnout, though. I don't think the crowd was very Conservative-friendly though, as whenever Jean started quoting the Conservative platform, it did illicit groans from the audience. But still, being in hostile territory, Jean behaved admirably.

I won't declare a winner, because hey, it's a forum, not a debate. But it was a very informative night and I learned a lot about the candidates.

Polls are on May 2. Don't forget to vote.

Minggu, 17 April 2011

History Repeats, As Always

I was leafing through the paper the other day, and I found this article that caught my eye.

It looks like Jasper is going to get a Tim Hortons. 

Reading the article, I was instantly taken back to around 10 years ago, when it was announced that Japser would be getting a McDonald's.  There were mass protests.  People did not want it in their backyard.  It opened up anyway, and closed down after two or three years.  The official reason for the closing was the labour shortage...they couldn't find anyone to work there. 

As I'm sure you know, Jasper is a favourite place of mine.  I've been going there on vacation ever since I was a kid.  And Jasper has always prided themselves on being less commercially-developed than Banff.  I last went to Banff a couple of years ago.  And yeah, Banff really is for tourists now.  Big chain stores on every corner.  Throngs of tourists crowding the streets.  I was camping with my parents, and we needed some propane for the BBQ.  No one in Banff carries propane anymore, as very few people come to Banff to camp anymore.  We wound up going all the way out to Canmore to get propane. 

But Jasper, on the other hand, has fought very hard to retain their small mountain town charm.  There's hardly any chain stores.  The only major fast food chains that come to mind are A&W and KFC.  They've managed to protect themselves, and keep their small business community thriving. 

That was part of the reason of the protests against McDonald's all those years ago.  McDonald's is the ultimate symbol of commercialization...of course they didn't want it in their backyard.  Tim Hortons, though, while not as global as McDonald's, it is a big chain moving in. 

Jasper has to face pressure, though, right?  They have to feel the pressure to become as commercialized as other places in order to start brining in more money.  But then it can be argued that, with the focus on small business, you have the potential for more things like boutiques which bring in higher-end stuff. 

Oh, well.  I'm sure that Jasper getting a Tim Hortons is inevitable.  After all, one of the big selling points of Rocky Mountain tourism is to provide that Canadian experience.  And, according to the TV commercials, what's more Canadian than a cup of Tim Hortons coffee? 

Sabtu, 09 April 2011

Reflections on Mainframe

So I've been watching a lot of Mainframe cartoons lately.  Shadow Raiders is the first TV show where I bought every episode on DVD, and a few weeks ago in the city, I got the new Shout! Factory release of ReBoot:  Seasons 1 & 2  . Mainframe was once the kings of the computer animation for television.  In fact, that was their intended purpose.  When they were first founded in the early-1990s by Gavin Blair and Ian Pearson (still best remembered as the computer animators who did the legendary music video for Money for Nothing), their goal was to be the first studio dedicated to producing computer animation for television.  And it was a goal they achieved when ReBoot premiered in the fall of 1994.

Throughout the 1990s, Mainframe RULED Saturday mornings.  Their programs were noted for their strong sense of character, and focus on character development...something necessitated back in the day, because computer animation was still ungodly expensive, so the cast of characters had to be kept small. 

What added to the pride was that they were a Canadian company, completely based in Vancouver.  They had great exposure here in Canada, as most of their programs were co-produced by YTV, and therefore shown on their network. 

In the late-1990s/early-2000s, they had the reputation of being the most prolific computer animation studio in the world.  They changed owners a few times in the past decade and started getting out of the TV show business.  They go by the name Rainmaker Animation now, and they've dabbled in some special effects work, with the odd straight-to-DVD movie every now and then. 

But back in the Mainframe era, they were kings.  I thought I'd just take a minute to ramble off some reminiscings about their shows.

ReBoot (1994 - 1996; 1997-1998; 2000) - And this is the one that started it all!  The first computer animated TV show.  That alone would have assured it of cult classic status, but what really helped it out was that it was one of the first TV shows that was filled with incredibly subtle references to...well, everything, from computer programming to cult classic films.  It was your fairly standard hero fare.  Set inside a computer, it focused on Guardian Bob (your anti-virus program) and his battles against the virus Megabyte, who set out to conquer (and infect) the whole computer.  As awesome as the first two seasons were, season 3 was where things kicked into high gear, as Bob was seemingly killed by Megabyte, and Bob's kid sidekick Enzo was forced to grow up before his time and become the new Guardian.  With season 3, they also moved from ABC to the Cartoon Network, so the stories became darker, grittier, and more adult.  This program is truly deserving of its cult classic status. 

Beast Wars:  Transformers  (1996 - 1999) - Mainframe's next production was the beloved 1990s revival of the Transformers franchise.  The heroic Maximals, led by Optimus Primal, crash land on a mysterious planets with the evil Predacons, led by Megatron.  Transforming into animals to protect themselves from the unstable Energon radiation, and Maximals and the Predicons did battle with each other over the Energon reserves as they tried to unlock the secrets of this mysterious planet.  Strong character development, coupled with strong serialized storytelling, and some nerd-tacular references to Transformers lore made this a great addition to the Transforers canon. 

Shadow Raiders (1998 - 1999) - Still my personal favourite.  Set in a distant star system, four planets that have been at war with each other for generations must finally put aside their differences and band together to fight of the devourer of worlds known as the Beast Planet.  Season 1 focused on the political machinations of forging the Alliance, season 2 was a tip of the hat to Battlestar: Galactica as our heroes uncovered ancient technology to turn their planets into spacecraft and fled across the galaxy with the Beast in hot pursuit.  Even though it only lasted 26 episodes, I am constantly amazed at the incredibly rich and detailed universe they were able to create.  And great characters, too.  Based upon the short-lived toy War Planets. 

Weird-Oh's (1999) - Mainframe's first attempt at producing a comedy, focusing on some surreal characters as they raced their surreal hot rods and had all series of wacky misadventures.  I actually lost interest in this one about three episodes in.  It was apparently based on a series of novelty model kits from the 1970s. 

Beast Machines:  Transformers (1999 - 2000) - The follow-up to Beast Wars, as the battle moved back to Cybertron and Megatron has become absolute dictator of all.  The Maximals, now a perfect fusion of technology and organic beings known as "technorganics," seek to liberate Cybertron.  Darker and grittier than Beast Wars, but more introspective and philosophical as well, and that's where it lost people. 

Action Man (2000 - 2001) - Extreme sports star Alex "Action Man" Mann is captured and experimented on by the evil Dr. X.  Escaping from Dr. X's lab, Alex is now imbued with the AMP Factor...a power in which, under extreme stress, he can calculate the most mathematically improbably scenarios and make it happen.  Now, in addition to his extreme sports activities, Alex is also a secret agent,  on the mission to apprehend Dr. X.  If you ever wondered what a Saturday morning cartoon based on The Matrix would be like...you've got to watch Action Man.  Alex's handler with the shadowy government agency dedicated to bringing in Dr. X was very much based on Morpheus...large African-American, dark trench coat, dark sunglasses, speaking in cryptic hints.  And at each episodes climax, when the AMP Factor kicks in, everything turns to that green falling text, like in the climax of The Matrix when Neo finally accepts that he's the one.  Seriously.  This got dangerously close to being The Matrix:  The Animated Series.

Spider-Man:  The New Animated Series (2002 - 2003) - And here's where Mainframe peaked.  They got the contract to do a Spider-Man cartoon.  Officially designed to pick up on the continuity of the 2002 Sam Raimi film, and with Ultimate Spider-Man creator Brian Michael Bendis on board to run the writers' room, this was a really good addition to the long-stranding series of Spider-Man cartoons.  It ran on MTV in the States, and was therefore allowed to be a little more adult. 

And yeah...I stopped following Mainframe religiously after this.  They didn't do much more in the way of TV shows, and they began shifting their focus to straight-to-DVD animated movies.  For TV series, they did a couple of Hot Wheels cartoons...they did a couple of Halloween specials based on the Scary Godmother books....and that was about it.

Nope, for most of the 2000's, their bread-and-butter was straight-to-DVD movies.  They got the license from Mattel to pump out the Barbie straight-to-DVD movies, and it's something they still do to this very day under the Rainmaker name.  They did a Popeye straight-to-DVD movie, they did an Inspector Gadget straight-to-DVD movie.  I kept saying I'd rent them some day, but I never did. 

And yeah.  What was once the most prolific computer animation studio in the world has just kind of faded away.  But their great cartoons will live forever.

Museums is Awesome

So, the provincial government made an announcement back on Thursday that made me a little bit giddy and I just had to blog about it.

The Government of Alberta has pledged $340 million to build a newer, bigger, better Royal Alberta Museum.

Here's the Edmonton Journal article making the announcement.

This new museum will be built right in downtown Edmonton, just behind city hall.  It'll be a 5-storey building with twice the display space of the current Royal Alberta Museum.  And I think this is an idea that is well past its due.


It's too bad that the images released are just placeholders, and that the province will be launching an international design competition for the new museum.  I really like this idea of a gigantic atrium/entry hall with a dinosaur at the top of a grand staircase.  Designers, take note!



Now, as I said, this is an idea that's well past its due.  I like museums, and there's a lot of good ones in the province that are run by the provincial government.  About four years ago, for my summer vacation, I hopped in my car and drove down to Drumheller to see the Royal Tyrell Museum, because it had been so darn long since I had.  And I loved it.  That is a great museum.  It's very interactive, very educational, and it really is designed to fit in with the landscape. 

In fact, I brought my voice recorder with me, and I produced a whole podcast live on location at the Royal Tyrrell Museum.  Click here to download it!

About a year and a half ago, I got together with my folks, and we journeyed all the way to the southernmost corner of the province to see the famous Remmington Carriage Museum in Cardston.  Yeah, I know, a museum about horse-drawn wagons, how many stagecoaches can you see?  But, seriously, it is an amazing place.  Very informative, and a whole lot of fun. 

And, again, as I've blogged several times before, the restaurant in that museum made the best damn burger I've ever had. 

Compared to all this, our little old Royal Alberta Museum started lacking.  Last time I was there was in 2008.  I took February 29 off and decided to do something memorable to commemorate Leap Day, so I went to the Royal Alberta Museum.  I know, I'm a wild man.  As I blogged at the time, you can tell that the museum is a product of its time.  It has that real "fortress of knowledge" motif that was popular in the 1960s.  Just one look at the exterior, and you can imagine scientists inside, wearing horn-rimmed glasses and narrow ties, smoking pipes and trying to figure out a way to beat the Commies to the moon. 

Some of the exhibits are showing their age.  The giant, fiberglass dinosaurs, brand-new when the museum opened in the 1960s, are starting to look worn out.  The Natural History area, with its taxidermy animals in elaborate dioramas, just had a gigantic renovations, and was looking really good.  But it was still lacking...not quite up to the "Royal" name. 

Of course, there are some cynics to the project, and they have good reason to be cynical.  As you may recall, it was called the Provincial Museum of Alberta, and the Queen made it Royal when she visited in 2005.  Back then, Ralph Klein announced the $340 million renovation to the museum.  But, construction costs rose out of control, and when Ed Stelmach came to power, it was dismissed as a Klein legacy project and put on the back burner.

And now, Stelmach has made this announcement in the waning days of his premier-ship.  I'm sure the new guy might dismiss this as a Stelmach legacy project and shuffle it once again to the back burner. 

One thing that has me cynical is something you might think would make me giddy.  Stelmach also announced that a portion of the building would serve as the Edmonton terminal of the long-dreamed-about Edmonton-Calgary high speed rail link. 

I love trains, and I've long believed that a high-speed rail link from Edmonton to Calgary makes all kinds of good sense.  However, is it really a good idea to toss a train station into a museum?  It's a blend that I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around. 

And the question is arising now of what'll become of the old Royal Alberta Museum.  There's already been some talk of converting it into the official residence of the Lieutenant Governor.  That's an idea I can get behind.  Did you know that Alberta currently does NOT have an official residence for our Lieutenant Governor?  It was demolished in 2004, with the plan to build a new one for the centennial.  But the plans for that new one befell the same fate as the original museum plan.  So,  yeah.  Out Lieutenant Governor deserves a place to live. 

It's time build a kick-ass museum truly deserving of the name "Royal Alberta."  So, when the new guy comes to power, I hope we all write him and hold him up to this.    

Selasa, 25 Januari 2011

Scarecrow's Oscar Picks!

Alright!  It's that time of year again!  The Academy Awards, aka the Oscars, are coming up on February 27, but the nominations were announced today!  And, being the movie loving geek that I am, it's time for me to announce my Oscar picks!

But, in a proud tradition that goes all the way back to my early days in college radio, I don't give you my picks in the big categories like Best Director and Best Actor and all that.  No!  I only give you the picks in the categories that I've always had a near-perfect track record in predicting!  So, let's get to it!  The first category with my near-perfect track record is:




Best Visual Effects

The Nominees are:
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I
  • Hereafter
  • Inception
  • Iron Man 2


Wow!  First the first time in at least 20 years, there were enough submissions that we can have five nominees in this category!  While Alice in Wonderland did a great job of creating another world, it was always the effects in Inception that had people talking.

Mark's Prediction:  Inception



Best Original Song

The Nominees are:

  • "Coming Home" from Country Strong
  •  "I See the Light" from Tangled
  •  "If I Rise" from 127 Hours
  •  "We Belong Together" from Toy Story 3


You know, my near-perfect track record in this category began in the mid-1990s, when Disney's animated musicals dominated this category.  So, with that nagging at my mind, I want to pick the song from Tangled.  But again, Toy Story 3 is such a critical darling.  You know what, I'm going to go with my heart.

Mark's Prediction:  "I See the Light" from Tangled



Best Animated Film

The Nominees are:

  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • The Illusionist
  •  Toy Story 3

This one's a tough call...I haven't seen How to Train Your Dragon, but many raved about how it's DreamWorks best.  The Illusionist has won a lot of critics awards, and the Academy might feel guilty about not giving the award to The Triplets of Belleville a few years back (The Illusionist is from the same folks.)  But, let's be honest, it's the incinerator scene in Toy Story 3 that had EVERYONE crying and everyone talking about for the rest of the summer.

Mark's Prediction:  Toy Story 3



And, let's do the biggest of the big ones for the sake of legitimacy.

Best Picture

The Nominees are:

  • Black Swan
  • The Fighter
  •  Inception
  •  The Kids are All Right
  •  The King's Speech
  •  127 Hours
  •  The Social Network
  •  Toy Story 3
  •  True Grit
  •  Winter's Bone

Still not a fan of this "10 nominations" concept that they introduced last year...it makes the list too long and cluttered.  It's like making football playoffs a best of 7 affair.  Anyway, when it comes to the Golden Globes and all the various association awards and critics awards, the two films that have been cleaing up are The King's Speech and The Social Network.  But, thing is, when you have two strong contenders like that, that's when you split the vote, allowing another to sneak up the middle.  The two strong "sneak up the middle" candidates seem to be True Grit and Black Swan.  I still think it's going to be either The King's Speech or The Social Network, and given that The King's Speech is more recent, I'm going to say....

Mark's Prediction:  The King's Speech

The Oscars are on February 27 this year.

Click here to go the Oscars website and see all the nominations.

Statistics show that 50% of bloggers have more than one blog.  Click here to go to my work blog, where I originally posted this.

Jumat, 21 Januari 2011

Only Suckers Pay for Entertainment

OK.  This news came across my desk, and I've got to rant about it.

I once had this co-worker who constantly derided me for my love of movies.  "Movies is the lowest form of entertainment," he'd tell me.  "All you do is sit in the dark and stare straight ahead for two hours.  Why the heck would you pay $15 for a movie ticket when you can download that stuff for free?  Only suckers pay for entertainment in this day and age." 

No, according to him, the highest form of entertainment -- the pinnacle of humankind's achievement -- is sports.  Specifically, his beloved NFL.  He'd go on and on about his plans to visit every NFL stadium and watch a football game in each one. 

"Really?" I'd say.  "So you're planning on buying plane tickets, hotel rooms, and finally, a $500 football ticket?  Why the heck would you spend all that money when you can stay at home and watch that stuff on TV for free?"

"Sports is different," he'd grumble.

"Despite what you think, I have been to a few sporting events in my time," I continued, "and a lot of it seems to be, you know, people staring straight ahead in silence while they focus on the game."

"Sports is just different."  He was starting to get flustered now.

"Yeah, it is," I said.  "In sports, you stare straight ahead in silence for FOUR hours." 

"SPORTS IS DIFFERENT!" and he'd walk away in a huff. 

Eventually, the only argument he'd come up with that I couldn't counter is that sports is unpredictable...you never know the outcome.  I had to give him that one. 

However, his arguments were enough to start me off on a side project.  I'm now looking for evidence to show that sports fans are the biggest, whiniest fanboys on the planet.  Seriously.  When you want to talk about "suckers paying for entertainment," sports fans are the biggest suckers out there.

For example, the news that came across my desk today.  For the SuperBowl this  year, the NFL is looking to charge fans $200...to stand in the parking lot at the stadium. 

Well, not the parking lot.  A patch of grass next to the stadium.  And you get to watch the game on an HDTV.  Oh, and you have to buy a minimum of four tickets to get in. 

So, let me get this straight.  I'm sure most sports fans have upgraded to HDTV so they can fully enjoy the game.  But still, NFL fans are lining up around the block to fly down to Dallas, book an overpriced hotel room, and then spend $800 (remember, you have to buy 4 tickets at $200 each) to stand outside...and watch the game on HDTV. 

Yeah, that's right.  You keep buying your expensive travel packages for the privilege of standing next to a big event and watching it on TV.  I'll keep being a sucker and spending $15 on a movie ticket. 

Here's the original article

Minggu, 24 Oktober 2010

My 2000th Blog Entry!

Around 10 years ago I was reading an advice columnist in the Edmonton Journal.  The young lady writing in for advice said she recently went on a date with someone, in which this date mentioned he had a blog.  This young lady went home, read this blog, and wasn�t too impressed with some of the things this man had written.  The question:  should I dump this guy, based on what he wrote in his blog?  The answer:  dump him immediately, because anyone who has a blog is an attention-starved loser. 

Words that hit home for me because I�d been blogging for about six months at that point.  And because of those words, around every six months or so I take a good hard look at this blog, and now, the entire world of my online footprint, and try to figure out why I keep putting out there what I keep putting out there.  No matter what I decide, I ultimately choose to keep going, and I have for at least 11 years now.  It�s been going on for so long that now I�ve hit this, my 2000th blog entry.  2000 entries!  2000 things that have been burning in my mind that I just needed to share it with the world!  



Even though Blogger reports this is my 2000th entry, I know my online footprint is far greater.  I first ventured online in 1997.  The dot-com bubble was starting to expand, and there was just something monumental back then about being online.  I knew I had to be a part of it.  So a friend of mine directed me towards Angelfire, and I set up a webpage to promote my little college radio show.  It was cute.  It was fun.  I also did an opinion column for the school paper, so my website started serving as a handy archive. 

But as I�ve pointed out when I�ve done this analysis every time, things exploded in 1999, when I graduated from college.  I no longer had my college radio show.  I was no longer writing for the school paper.  I grew desperate for a creative outlet.  And that�s when I realized I still had this website.  So I figured I would keep writing my opinion column, and start posting it once a week on my website.  The term �blog� hadn�t entered the lexicon yet, so I kept referring to my online postings as a column.  I started dreaming big with the column.  I had grand fantasies that some publisher would discover it and offer me a book contract.  I still believe that deep inside every blogger beats the heart of a frustrated writer. 

This blog � Midnight Ramblings � I�ve always considered to be a different beast, though.  I started this blog in the spring of 2003.  I was still teaching English in Japan, when my laptop crapped out.  It was still very important to me to be maintaining some kind of online presence, so I wanted to come up with some kind of quick and easy replacement that I could easily maintain an hour a week at an Internet cafe.  A lot of my friends were embracing Blogger, so I signed up.  My online presence was maintained. 

Once I was able to get my computer going again, I even started the column again.  The column and the blog actually ran concurrently until 2006, when I moved to Athabasca.  I said I�d start the column again once I got settled in.  I�ve been here four and a half years now, and I still haven�t gotten back to it.  I always saw the column as being real writing, and not the napkin doodles that this blog is.  And real writing takes work. 

Besides, I�ve got so much on the go now when it comes to my online presence.  Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, a podcast, this blog, a second blog I write at work...it�s so easy to develop an online presence these days.  I was talking to that friend of mine who steered me towards Angelfire all those years ago, and I asked him, �If we had Facebook and Twitter and MySpace and all that back when we were in college, would building an online presence still have seemed like a big deal?�  And he replied, �Probably not.� 

With everything I have on the go online, I sometimes see it as this gigantic forest fire.  What was once a little campfire I built to keep myself amused has grown to this raging inferno.  And, it has come back to burn me quite a few times.  When I worked in a grocery store, I wrote a few columns about the idiot teenagers I worked with, only for those idiot teenagers to be very cross the next day.  That�s when I learned that changing names to protect the innocent can be very little protection.  When I was hunting for my first job in radio, I�d frequently blog about how difficult my job search was going, and some of my professors from NAIT would e-mail me the next day about how sharing such tales of woe could hinder my search.  So I stopped sharing my tales of woe.  Heck, I still have an old classmate from NAIT who refuses to have anything to do with me because I used my blog to make a few sarcastic comments about her blog.  That�s when I figured I should stop writing about my life altogether. 

You  hear far too many stories these days about people who�ve been fired because of something they wrote on Twitter or a picture they posted on Facebook.  10 years ago, those stories first started concerning things people wrote on their blogs.  And as I�ve said, those couple of times I�ve been burned have been enough to make me very, very cautious.  When it comes to wondering what to put online, I�ve begun following a philosophy that one of my professors at NAIT told me as to what constitutes objectionable material on the air:  if it�ll embarrass your mother, don�t do it.

I think I have this forest fire under control, but I still fan the flames with entries like this.  Why do I keep fanning those flames, though?  Probably for the same reason why I started doing this 11 years ago.  It gives me a creative outlet.  There are things I want to do, want to try, and this gives me a platform to do it.  Even though I express it less, that heart of a frustrated writer still beats within me.  And, just like they told me when I was trying to break into radio, you�ve got to keep practicing.  It�s the only way I�ll ever get better. 

I was once told that blogs are for people with little to say and even less to do.  That advice columnist all those years ago called bloggers attention-starved losers.  But the thing is, you�re still watching the show.  And if you bear with me, it�ll become a show worth watching.